random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Cnidarian]

If you as a vampire make it to 400 years old and your only passive income is SSI just step into the sunlight.

 

[CaddestSlown]

A Mexican American marine being called a white Nazi would make him feel like Pinocchio becoming a real boy.

 

[GettrGriftr]

The Dutch were defective Germans

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Damn. He punched the chud so hard that it knocked his bruises to the opposite side of his face.

 

[Gog & Magog]

You might be entertained to hear there could be a Jewish salute, but it has no pride: a straightened left arm down, behind the back (completely opposite to Hitler salute orientation) is an exact opposite and would advance you to Jew Score 8H to be tested the very same way except on the left. Certainly not suited for rallies, though.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Funniest fucking shit I've ever read on here, do you work at a circus?

That's why they're stuck in the inbred-retard cycle: they're retarded because they're inbred, and they're inbred because they're retarded.

 

[frozen_runner]

Damn that cow nice!

What haven't Indian men cum to?

what the fuck
where is a bucket?
i need to puke this instant

Advanced Buck Breaking Mechanics are in the works

When are Swifties going to be added into the DSM?

THE GOONERCIDE CONTINUES!!!!

This made me nostalgic for Good Old Railroad Tracks Porn

Sargon radicalized me through GamerGate.

I want my money back.

I'm not a fan of Hitler (radical opinion I know) but maybe he was too good for Germany after all.

Why is the West Coast so gay and retarded?
Is it microplasics brought on by the currents?

It's like the end of Friday, except it's Ice Cube who gets gay raped while the 'Hood laughs at him.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Damn, I really hope he lurks here and we slowly mind break him.

Ahhhh but I was already prepared to blame niggers. I suppose I'll just go to bed.

I'm gonna do literally nothing. I'm just going to laugh at faggot-ass homos like you.

I can't wait to see which BPD girl he inseminates next.

This was either something catastrophic, retarded, or catastrophically retarded.

a little autistic, but I will not apologize for finding that shit funny

I made my account because I was drunk lmao, as such I don't remember why I made it

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Chat is a vital function of the Farms. The clue is in the name: "Chat" is short for "containment housing autistic tards".

 

[RefurbishedApparatus]

Please. 2 girls 1 cup was a cinematice masterpiece compared to anything blue ever has done or ever will do, with the potential exception of his inevitable suicide.

 

[LifeAlert]

THE INDUSTRY LEARNED THE WRONG LESSON AND NOW WE ARE IN THE CULT OF GRAPHICS AND SPECS!

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

My dick cures oppression.

uncivilized, unintelligent, impulsive, violent, illiterate five- to ten-year olds

I post on AN my man, facts have no bearing on my conclusions.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I AM GAY, OMFG HOW HARD DO I HA E TO SAY IT

 

[Tread Miller]

"Child, I don't need your damn consent! I don't!"
"Yes you do, that's my line!"
"No, I do not your consent, trust ME! Don't get it twisted!"

He said, “in the mental hospital, do you have internet? Because I probably wanna see some lewd stuff in there.”

...surprise surprise, he sent a dildo to his girlfriend's house, after she gets out of the mental hospital.

"I mean, why else you think it's called the "White House"?"

"Exactly, I'm a fuckin' sperm whale, bitch."

"Do you really need to release that much sperm for the White House?"

Allies: Pedophiles, The Third Reich

The word cuck, isn't that a little racist to Canadians?

 

[skunt]

Plus biting isn't even the worst people can do, (Holocaust) and much worse.

 

[Oliver Onions]

My favorite movie is the Rodney King footage.

 

[stupid frog]

Another week, and he'll be mad that he can't eat my jizz

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

the platonic ideal of ex-edgelords who spend years perpetually grovelling and loudly debasing themselves and their former fanbase as subhuman monsters who committed a literal Rwanda of Holocausts by saying nigger on internet.com

 

[Tablet County]

I had a severe fever last night and it's finally breaking, I legitimately thought I just hallucinated this entire thread.

"Darn those kiwifags for documenting us! We just want to fuck children in peace!" skibidi dibidi doo boop whipadoodle! flosses and dabs My special interests are fucking children, thinking about fucking children, talking about how fucking children is totally awesome and counter culture and I love gobbling down counter culture memes because zippidy doo dee fucking children? That's for me!!! Oh by the way, here's 300 edits of cartoon show intros that go gabbadahgoogily dah but haha it's about fucking children! Yummyrino! Kids!"

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

There's nothing wrong with clown rape, I will die on this hill.