random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

if you want to reduce the population, have 5 children and kill 6 niggers

 

[Law]

I understood you perfectly and your position is retarded.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Bulletproof monsters, deadly toxins and other super threats are beyond the training of most officers.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I’ve got double TDS, Trump Derangement Syndrome and Tranny Derangement Syndrome, but Trump beating the trannies might cure me of both of these

Do you think Trump will nuke India in his first year, or will he wait until after the midterms?

 

[Pedophobe]

We are a crowdsourced journalistic entity.

You'll see unrivaled natural beauty and the weirdest fucking people known to man.

It's time to launch the Official Kiwifarms Suicide Encouragement Hotline.

Being terminally online really does a number on people's brains.

Turns out all you need to outsmart the Nazi transgenocidal hackers known as kiwifags is to not self-publish all your dirty laundry on the Internet.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

So I met up with this tranny off Grindr and fucked him.

i became more homophobic after fucking men, so i would say it was a positive experience

Discordsexuality is a real thing.

We all learn from our mistakes. The other bright side to mistakes is giving others a lesson on what not to do as well. This thread for example.

Don't stop posting I need things to laugh at while at work.

You alone are keeping the copium industry profitable.

an advocate for eating raw meat and staring directly into the sun

It's not even an original schizopost.

trans years are like reverse dog years, the combo of bad self care and experimental medications makes them age 7 for every human year

I want to know more about you so I can laugh at you more

This isn't a court of law, it's a retard zoo, and you made yourself an exhibit.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I like how one of the interracial gay parents is also an amputee.

 

[Big Nasty]

Wow so much fat faggot content I love it!

we're supposed to believe a penniless goblin man met some degenerate with tons of disposable income and a fetish for hairy methhead men with big tits.

 

[Crex Crex]

I'm assuming necrophilia?

When I was in middle school I was sent to a nigger school for bad behavior.

Once they’ve made it to the island, Slim decides to treat his lovers to McDonald’s before they head up to the hotel room our ménage a trois will be sharing.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Real life already felt like The Onion, now it's starting to feel like the shit Ice T says in Law & Order.

I'm partial to the Hilux myself, if it's good enough for an African warlord to mount a machinegun on, it's good enough for me.

"Dude has his own thread on kiwi farms. He's a big time retard."

I think free speech is a universal right and I’ll defend the right of leafs on this forum to say retarded shit.

>”Theres swastika graffiti!”
>look
>The swastika is backwards

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Your goon folder is truly doing wonders for you.

 

[30+GameOvers]

From what I heard Indian niggers in Canada (and everywhere) rep Modi and treat him like Poop Jesus.

 

[The Spoils of War]

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

— George W. Bush

 

[Aunt Carol]

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Nah fr Alex Jones with the baldy and the shirt off by the fireplace is making my coochie throb

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

He occasionally mentions Goatis, a deranged individual with his own thread who is also an advocate for eating raw meat and staring directly into the sun.

 

[Extra Dainty Gorl]

“May you be in hell three days before kiwi farms knows you’re dead.” - ancient proverb

 

[Slideshow Bill]

"Only perverts love me, waaaah"

"How can I make straight missionary in the dark an act of queer allyship?"

To think all this shit began with a Harry Potter fanfic.

 

[Markass the Worst]

Surely, at some point, someone will put an end to the reign of terror that Musk is unleashing on humanity.

Hitler shot himself in a bunker.

What will Elon Musk do?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/not-ju...banism-car-free-anti-car.127069/post-20488900

 

[CaddestSlown]

Make me shut up, beta. Have you ever served in any part of government, military or otherwise? I am so sorry that you care so much about literal who eurolibtards on twitter that you're in fucking tears about it, but I do think its cute.

 

[Lurker]

i day dreamed that i did a sit down interview on TV bashing my mom

@#FreeRoss via sneedchat