random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[BlueArmedDevil]

>Be a male salmon
>Grizzly bears constantly trying to eat you when you're commuting up the waterfall to fuck
>Now humans are taking your jizz to beautify fat whores with
Such is life for Mr. Salmon

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I'm a Fed. I've been instructed by the CIA to hand out autistic and dumb stickers on unsuspecting patriots.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

This is his second announcement of a return after he tried to blame the critiscm he got on 'mass psychosis' after it was revealed that all of his videos were faked following his investigation on a gay black werewolf vampire cult.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"I'm Fat Let's Party"

My secret hitler is gone

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Good news found a Bible.
Bad News it's not the leather one but is over 1005 pages.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Do not ever bother me about this issue again.

Results:
Total Stickernigger Victory​

WE DID IT REDDIT

 

[Dr. Butt]

I am not unreasonable. If you are an adult, your entitled to fuck your life up, grotesquely maim yourself or whatever you want to do.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Lmao if you want a weird autistic faggot putting chips in your dumb smooth brain so you can do the cyborg version of working at Amazon my God you are a stupid faggot.

 

[George Lucas]

I. Want you. To stop. Saying. Dox.
I don't, like, that you have to use a different word.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Also, as I mentioned before, "jeet" means victory.

 

[Day of the Cope]

So that explains the autism.

 

[Aunt Carol]

thanks and/or fuck you for showing me this

 

[Big Nasty]

Drugs are a hell of a drug.

being a schizophrenic is actually based and redpilled.

All hail Null, King of the Jews.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Stop @ing me with your sexual fantasies

 

[Big Nasty]

ssssmokin (meth)

 

[CallmeCicada]

Do you think the pipebombs will work this time?

Yes but that's not remotely like this situation because Kiwi Rape Gangs are actually real.

This thread just reinforces that I'm correct to be racist

in the astronomically unlikely chance I ever meet you in person, I'm now obligated to cut your eyelids and fingers off, for honour's sake.

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/587478/

Nah, it's really not.
You probably got fucked by your dad though to end up the way you did, so I don't feel like you got anythin' over me.
I mean, that's probably what you're desperate for, right?
A few grains of pretend influence over something, anything at all.
Or to for just a moment, feel like you aren't the lowest form of human life.
Does a creature like you live under the floor of a brothel, and survive by sucking up the cum that falls between the floorboards?
I can only imagine.

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/comments/626508/

This is how I settle.
Calling you a piece of shit is like a warm glass of milk.

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/comments/626510/

Here is an attention seeking faggot.
He has no standard of behaviour, he'll basically say anything he thinks will get a rise.
He's probably been fucked by his dad more times than he can count (more than five), he has no ability to verbally spar, and instead just waits until he thinks you're gone to smug to himself.
His ego is made of glass, say whatever the fuck you like to him.
He probably also fucks kids, animals, and roadkill.
And his mother never loved him.
Oh, and he might be brown.

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/587514/

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Shortly after, the narrative shifted to homosexual mysticism where the universe simply bestows homosexuality to its chosen few and if you question it then you're inviting bad luck unto your house. And here we shall stay for a painfully long time.

Race isn't mentioned so we can only assume those are all white british grooming gangs.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Man, imagine being so off your rocker it's possible to get bodied in an Ao3 comment section.

It's pretty funny trying to imagine the 911 call "AUGH OI'M BEIN MUGGED UUUAAA *clips audio*"

 

[Avenue]

I have a custom trained AI for confirming poop findings.

 

[Elysian]

"third eye activation" AKA men fucking each other up the ass and ejaculating.