random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Big Brutus]

If he stopped making Brazilian Niggeroni, they would stop beating him up

*gets anally raped*

"Good news everyone! My constipation is cured!"

 

[Crex Crex]

Featured on Jan 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM: Patrick S. Tomlinson was mugged by black men at a Chubby Cheesesteak's after 10pm in 2020.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I've always heard fat chicks get really good at sucking dick so that they don't need to get naked.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Trundling on is his only option. Actually it's not even an option. It's his only setting.

Listen, and understand! That lolcow is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are bored.

 

[Dr. Butt]

A lot of people forget this, but people that live without modern shit aren't retarded. They CAN'T be or they'll fucking die.

I think I started reviewing a book once, but I stopped, because I realized that opinions are fundamentally worthless

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

It's like hearing a depressed fish tell you about the best way to drive a car.

 

[Doxmatix]

Also, 576 el bees and god couldnt spare her 10 for some tits. Cupsize? Reese's

It's like if you trained an AI with every photo of a neckbeard

 

[invisibult plus+]

Elon is a father who gets lots of sex.

Kek you frens later, anons

 

[Dr. Butt]

Well he has aaaaaaaa boob's. And his nippes are super responsive to touch! So naturally he dreams about sticking them in babies mouthes

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Merry Clitoris true and honest kiwi women.

Within this past year I have identified misogynistic behavior that I will not tolerate from male acquaintances, and removed several men from my life over it, and I am much happier for it. Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas, bois.

 

[Oliver Onions]

We got revenge porn charges, pedophiles, flaggots, challenging people to boxing.

 

[CallmeCicada]

This is where the people too awful for 4chan go.

https://ol.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAte...el_regrets_voting_for_president_elon/m4jdu9p/

 

[Gentlebastard]

We really need to start working on a biweekly updated Fat Face Illustrated Timeline, pronto. If nothing else, this kind of gain has to be recorded for the benefit of future medical researchers everywhere.

I believe that's his Concentration camp romcom

For some reason burning coal and multi-man threesomes are heavily on his mind right now...

*gets anally raped*

"Good news everyone! My constipation is cured!"

You see, dignity is cool and all but you can't tweet with it.

The country may be plagued by violence but Haitians can stand proud because that violence is homegrown and not caused by filthy foreigners.

He's like the Terminator, but instead of killing, it's just acting retarded.

It never ceases to amaze me how absolutely laser focused and highly motivated lolcows can be at driving head first, full speed, into brick walls - over and over again - no matter what stands in their way. If only they could use that energy for something good in their life, but alas.

I never advocated the "Power of Love", I advocated the power of beatings. The power of love, as you put it, is what got us here.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

All part of the degeneracy industrial complex.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Unless she's amazing in bed or lies there like a dead fish there's no point in writing up a review of a hooker.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Sometimes I just wake up in a bed full of cum.

Source

 

[Harvey Danger]

the little, itty bitty publicity stunt spiraled out of control and attracted kiwi farms and otter harms

 

[Salaryman]

due to conflicting political views, i am leaving kiwifarms

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/45551/

 

[Laburnum]

'STOP telling me I look like "if chudjak took hrt".'

Source

 

[toilet_rainbow]

"Listening to sad Taylor Swift music to feel something"