random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Mourning_Cloak]

Good thing Louisiana isn't real.

AYE YO DIS CRACKA WEARING A DIAPER JUMP HIM

 

[Tingle]

So it was like if they hung a green hanky out of their left sided back pocket they were into like fisting and Legend of Zelda or whatever the fuck.

 

[Stan]

I want to classify him as a lolcow not a potential insurrectionist

 

[Black Man Underwear]

大炕 (This is a unique type of bed in China, made of bricks and hollow inside.

My father is a collector of these movies. He would spare no effort and money to collect Snuff Film, Cult Film, and Ponr, but he is not a competent collector. All of these movies are now lost
my home has several cabinets for collecting these movies. When my father goes on a business trip, I watch these movies, which have had a huge impact on my soul as my enlightenment education

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"Your honor, my client was a victim of a racist hate crime and his father was lynched by the KKK. He couldn't help himself he had to rape the white woman."

A drug marketplace (for example) isn't going to have ads shilling CP because why the fuck would it. "Oh, you're here to buy Molly? Would you care for Molly, aged 4?".

"I have decades of experience identifying planes in the sky"

Redditors fueling each other's paranoia to the point where they are sterilizing themselves. Good.

"Plap plap please don't get me pregnant Trumpensturmbannfuehrer"

i prefer they would kill themselves
too many bitter single women taking up living space increases rent prices.

Something something I hate fat people.

Drama, bullshit, drama, bullshit...

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

So I was showing my family that yes, 'tentacle porn' is real, and...

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I should never have had sex with that ghost chicks. The hot ones are always dirty. Fuck my life.

 

[BirdUp]

Her body was like a beautiful flower and someone was pushing their dick inside it.

Clean your damn apartment, Null.

Czechs in the mail.

HEY YOU DUMB COP
DO NOT DETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
I come from a good family.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOW COULD HE TAZE!? HOW COULD HE TAZE!?
BASTARD BLOODY YOU ARE BLOODY FUCKING BENCHOD BLOODY!
I AM NOT THE DRIVING YOU ARE THE DRIVING! I AM TRAVELLING SAAR!

I also want to say the word Nigger

I feel great. I will enjoy prison.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Tits are awesome bro.

it's Genndy Tartovkosky you illiterate fuck.

It's Gendy Tartakovsky you dunce.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"You two look embarrassing to any cause, here's 50K to to go stand outside with some signs."

(idgaf what people say, if you take the children with you while running the AIDS roulette, you've abducted them)

 

[DickMain]

very influential in the brony community

 

[Aunt Carol]

My dog has her own little economy. Every type of treat has a value. Cheerios are pennies, animal crackers are dollars, Fruitables(basically dog fruit snacks with vegetables) are 5 dollars, carrots are 50 dollars, and so on. It can get obnoxious at times because of stubbornness induced inflation.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Nigga, you want to fuck a dinosaur.

 

[Hepativore]

The Poop dollar. Just typing those words makes me laugh. There isn’t much in this world thats funnier than watching a video of some happy civilian picking up a dollar bill, unaware that the other side of it will be stained with fecal matter.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Emily is even more retarded than her brother who is legally too retarded to know that it's wrong to pose as a gay prostitute and choke a man to death while he's blowing you.

 

[BirdUp]

this script uploads dolphin porn to your main drive

 

[Pedophobe]

See where we're at now? Even the stupidest shit imaginable seems at least halfway plausible.

Just because THEY believe it doesn't mean the rest of us have to entertain that nonsense.

This man should not be allowed near children, animals, or the internet.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

You genuinely exude the amount of Autism required to operate a whole fucking floor in Monsters Inc, if they took Spazfits from fatasses who sweat over randoms on a thread that make fun of this behavior.

You have better chances at going to Art School and getting kicked out to becoming the next Hitler than ever convincing anyone with a Brain IQ higher then 2 that you're innocent.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

You can murder the nerd in deltarune and that's pretty fucking based and anti-troon imo

 

[Dr. Butt]

School shooters are massive faggots but maybe they'd be less likely to shoot up schools if the school system wasn't so shit.