random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Diggus Bickus]

all of this could have been avoided if only we banned europeans from the internet

imagine what that world would look like

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Imagine being so useless in bed and so useless as a husband that you get cucked by pixels on a screen. What's next, Nick gets cucked by ChatGPT?

@Sketchy Minecraft Mod

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I love when a post actually makes me laugh for a few minutes.

If you had a tiny clone of null would you torture it

 

[Diggus Bickus]

You’re the dumbest blackest gorilla nigger on earth.

@UERISIMILITUDO Same

 

[neger psykolog]

dsp's self-proclaimed top detractor being a fucking train robber will never not be hilarious

 

[Oliver Onions]

make a van life channel on YouTube and cook your Coca Cola eggs in your van.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Hey Ching Bong, GOOD LUCK FINDING OUT WHO I AM.

 

[Gentlebastard]

shame on any janny who thumbnails these. some images simply must be experienced full-size, full resolution

he closes his eyes and juts his tongue out into the cloaca of whatever sandwich he's eating

Pooners' impulse to run home and write "dear diary" after something bad happens to them is one of the funniest things ever to me.

O brave new sneed, that has such retards in 't.

"I feel like there is heavy focus on penises in gay spaces."

Have any of them had sex that was consensual?

I do not jack off to gooks.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Without an orchestrated conspiracy, 19 year olds would be staying up to read Evola, not masturbate to jiggling boobs

 

[Stalker Cell]

those christcucks are burning in hell because skibidi farms has better content

Later:

I can explain by luck i happened to be lurking in that very thread and saw that post coming from this old account of mine which they hacked somehow, i was able to recover ownership of it and edited the post

 

[LurkTrawl]

"Police are urging the public not to approach the 'Dangerous Bathroom Bills' should they encounter them."

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

If you suck just one dick, once, you're gay.

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

There is no more oddly satisfying an exercise of one's 2A as shooting a shitbull

 

[mindlessobserver]

Well, that wasn't smart, Russ.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Yeah but we all know Null is the Internet's nigger.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

A normal person would deal with these conflicting desires by creating a sockpuppet account and using that to get all the trolling out of their system, but apparently that idea has never occurred to her.

The city-dwellers struggle may be different but it is no less tragic than any mans.

Everybody gangsta till your pictures on Kiwi Farms.

Literal Internet Hitler

I'm feeling personally attacked right now.

I never really understood the point of defending your personal bodega/bagel shop tooth and nail. In the end, it's really all about convenience and getting something that won't give you dysentery.

We don't have to pretend he's a woman called Penny, because we know he's a woman-beating deadbeat dad called Steve.

Faggots, kikes, shitskins, dog fuckery, there’s something here for everyone

Troll's remorse is for bitches.

 

[CallmeCicada]

raycist POS reported

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/comments/621960/

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

a federal judge will have to read the allegation that the defendant's council drew a picture of plaintiff

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I thought my autism was bad but her is terminal.

I am over this she has fried my brain enough to make me even more of a mega retard.

 

[Thé au lait]

God-Emperor Fatrick knew the infant was just going to betray him in the Hoolie's Heresy.
@VF-1S Valkyrie