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[Oliver Onions]

Not the hotdog budget!

 

[Punished Neco]

You're going to pikachu-surprise-face yourself when the headlines show that i'm gone.

[Source]

 

[Guest123]

"You have been accused of raping this woman. What is your defence?"
"I wouldn't fuck a nigger"
"case dismissed"

 

[Pedophobe]

They speak of us in whispers and euphemisms. Fearing that we may be near. Yet we never approach.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

If someone would mint a platinum poker chip I would buy it in a heartbeat.

 

[Gentlebastard]

No Stalker. You are my delusions. Enjoy prison of my mind.

Fuck yeah two Stevie Wonder jokes in one day

I will put the pirate invasion of Texas on my 2025 bingo card.

"I keep feeling this sense of resentment, even anger, toward the guy who is inseminating my girlfriend. Why could this be???"

this guy draws ghetto sonic bimbofication btw

That's not dementia. That speech pattern is more usually associated with neural damage from chronic PCSGS (Prolonged Cowboy Semen Gurgling Syndrome).

I also have an irrational fear that eating his food would somehow immediately cause me to be retarded in a wheelchair and make drowning sasquatch noises.

Two bottles of Makers Mark and a nearly empty wine rack.

Just about sums it up dontcha think?

 

[Shartavius]

Bjork made me worried that I could potentially be attracted to someone with Down syndrome

 

[Thé au lait]

This crust is ugly, and I would not have pizza day with it

 

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Thé au lait​

Vanilla smiles and a strawberry kiss​

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This crust is ugly, and I would not have pizza day with it

 

[Dr. Butt]

Just as crustaceans will invariably evolve into a crab, any forum that allows a modest amount of freedom of thought will evolve into transphobia.

The amount of crying over (1) guy is so gay, it's officially gayer than two men fucking

Wes Streeting is related to Satan and women have cocks.

 

[Hamstirer]

The farms is like a high school au where the cows are the special ed kids , the beauty parlor is the cheerleaders, the fitness board is the jocks, the multimedia and games boards are the nerds, the business crypto boards are the preps, the self sustainability board is home to the vocational and greasers, and all under the leadership of principal joshua "null" moon.

 

[Axiom.]

I’m so sleep deprived I can literally feel my uterus

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Party poopers will have KF threads made about them.

 

[Dr. Butt]

People complain about there being children at the fbi building but they were only there because people with TS/CSI enjoy raping kids on their lunch breaks.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Another survivor of that horrible war
View attachment 6741545

 

[Cemetery Support]

This nigga got a smelly dick

#Trans #Despair

 

[supremeautismo]

I KILLED 6 MILLION BROOMS AND ILL KILL 6 MILLION MORE
TOTAL JANNY DEATH!

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

That isn't gay because the balls wouldn't touch. Faggots can't even be gay properly these days.

Take a moment, draw yourself a bath, light a few candles, and look up missionary gay sex on your porn site of choice and explore.

You think too much about homo sex.
Very fruity zesty of you sugar plum.

Joke is on you, idiots. I spent the last four hours analyzing gay porn and now can write a thesis using Euclidean math angles and shit about penis in ass entry and what constitutes as real missionary. Instead it requires different ledges and shit which is equivalent to a shallow angle pile driver.

I hope you don’t continue to post ignorant statements in this thread.

Someone wanna tell him that women have buttholes?

Gays cannot have sex in the missionary position. It's called missionary position because the Christian missionaries taught the buttfucking jungle people that God only wants you to have sex with the woman lying on her back and the man on top and wearing socks. Not in the butt. Not in the mouth. Not like a dog. Not like a frog.

-compulsory bacon butties.

I mean I'm also Irish so...yeah we have the best looking women. Also the ugliest. You know the weird thing is that that's even true in my family. I have one cousin who is ugly as shit and the other one who I will hit on whenever I drink.

Trains always win.

Luigi is another MK Ultra victim.

I think they shouldn't be doing that in a Waffle House either.

I don't remember muslim jurisprudence having this many emojis.

I mean I consider it good policy to ban cousin fucking. It's not that hard.

Man people post some incredibly racist sexist shit on this website sometimes.

I keep imagining a shot of Null sitting down in a shadowy room and you notice a hand on his shoulder, and the camera gradually zooms out to reveal the dark form of a man looming over him, it's Jesse fucking Singal, always has been

Im confused, where is the internet hate machine again?

Anyway, Jesse Singal is going to insanely brutally murder trannies by pecking at trees with his massive beak until they fall down onto tranny gooncaves.

Undeservedly and unnecessarily had the title of internet hate machine for too long.

People who use "niggerfaggot" and "total tranny death" as terms of endearment are rarely appealing to advertisers.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

N*GGER, YOU'RE JUST R-SLURRED.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHICH BUMFUCK COMMUNITY COLLEGE YOU ATTENDED, BUT IN POLITE SOCIETY, IT'S EXPECTED OF YOU TO HAVE READ KANT'S CRITIQUES AND TO BE AT THE VERY LEAST FAMILIAR WITH HEGEL, MARX, FREUD.

This forum is fucking hell.
[...]
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY DO IN AMERICAN SCHOOLS BUT UNIVERSITY STUDENTS OVER HERE READ BOOKS
[...]
I am deleting my account.

 

[Maki Harukawa]

Also, I am NOT a character. I'm a HUMAN BEING. I am NOT in a book, I am NOT a written story. I would suggest YOU get checked because you think every-one is "In character."