random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Cheesy Beavy]

It's 'moot', you retard. Stop trying to act smarter than you are.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If Goteta orgizzied than unfused back into Goku and Vegeta would the saiyan cummies unfuse too or remain fused?

 

[Neko GF]

Can't believe the video left out the part where those heinous fucks will sacrifice innocent trans children to corn gods in order to get high.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I see we've upgraded from a "situation" to a "fiasco."

 

[macrodegenerate]

i honestly don't believe porn addiction exists

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Get the little retard a bionicle. Worst he can do is shove it up his ass.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

hitting migrant caravans with JDAMs

 

[Gentlebastard]

Problem is: all of the horrors around me are both man-made AND within my comprehension, and that somehow makes it worse.

We're built different. We look man-made horrors dead in the eye and make them blink.

If there's one thing the late Liveleak has taught me, China puts very little value on human life

He’s Japanese, who are culturally taught autism.

They want to eradicate my people's indigenous traditional lifestyle of driving beat up mid-sized sedans to Quiktrip to get chilidogs & scratch off lotto tickets.

Now I want to become the HOA leader of a redevelopment project so I can start the meeting off with “our homes are built on the occupied land of the former Walmart parking lot, let us remember the white people we took it from”

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

If you want personal autonomy, don't stab someone in their sleep

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

It would still be true even if you didn't replace "money" with "troon clout".

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

How are you this stupid yet can still breathe.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

That's some Crouching Tiger Hidden Retard logic.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

Every day you're seething because you're a worthless pussyless faggot. I'm so sick of seeing your fucking name every day in our super secret dms bro could you like, shit the fuck up and kys already? Please for Allah.

Even a week later this still makes me laugh. To be so concerned with some random shitposter, you a have super secret dms where you talk about them everyday! Lmao, the seethe from obese BPD losers.

 

[Windy Moors]

(or whatever the fuck you can call that hideous stink forest)

Says she hopes Nader gets sent back to Egypt
Says she needs to learn healthy ways to deal with her emotions

 

[Talibama]

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Barry Frankfurt is an Arsenal season ticket-holder and Jewish Gooner
Jewish Gooners is on social media @jewishgooners

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Project 2025 will throw every electric Lime scooter into the ocean

 

[30+GameOvers]

@Ted Kaczynski is assembling a team

 

[DickMain]

Unfortunately we once again have reached the point where it's time to talk lolicon.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You're forgetting the most important part of Paulides' bigfoot theory: he's not just some giant ape, he's an interdimensional bigfoot.

He learned pretty quick to shut up about interdimensional sasquatch if he wanted people to buy his books.