random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[DickMain]

Who jerks off to Kiwi Farms?

 

[Gog & Magog]

"We're going to have a big discussion. The autism rate is at a level that nobody ever believed possible. If you look at things that are happening, there's something causing it,"

-Donald J. Trump

 

[Makhnovshchina]

"I'm 58 years old and I am TEETHING. TEETHING, TEETHING LIKE A BABY"

 

[Pedophobe]

I have to be a masochist for always opening this shit.

You are a punishment sent to test God's chosen retards.

We look man-made horrors dead in the eye and make them blink.

 

[Gentlebastard]

No, fair enough, you bamboozled me.

I mean, do whatever you want.
Just remember that the consequences are permanent.

Imagine being such a massive cunt that even your own parents are telling the feds "Don't believe his shit, he did it."

I am willing to bet you that if I take a deeper look, I'll find the testicular guilty party.

I reiterate: What the fuck.

Oh, honey... most of these degenerates probably paid to be involved.

Thank you, this provides me with answers to questions I never wanted to ask.

This thread is a gold mine for random.txt, especially with my autistic contributions.

Damn, this bitch is gonna create a new flavor of STD.

EDIT: NO IT GETS WORSE. IT GETS WORSE.

 

[Big Nasty]

how the fuck do you manage to reach a point in life where taking up the ass at the strip club bathroom would be an improvement

I remember that back in the day if we wanted to pretend to be important we'd just play Dungeons and Dragons

That void in your ass that can only be filled by a big manly cock

Modern day Robin Hood. He steals from the simps and gives to the spergs.

his gay nigga from the hood angle feels really fresh.

he spent a lot of time talking about gay nigger sex

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

did op make a thread on his therapist?

 

[CaddestSlown]

I am going to lose it if I hear one more faggot say "everyone is on the spectrum."

I can understand students prioritizing video games over school when your lessons are about the proper diet for being a power bottom.

 

[WonderWino]

Oompa Loompa doopity doo, I've got a bunch of bullshit for you
Oompa Loompa doopity dee, my avocados are more important than thee
What do you get when you work them to death?
A cheap bunch of slop from Amazon Fresh
Full of E. Coli from shitters they thresh
What do you think will come of that?

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I'm just shy of 2 months late to the thread here but I have been generating so much hentai that it's unreal.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I opened the spoiler. Why did I open the spoiler.

It's circumcised and I hate you.

Her asshole winked at me.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

im hoping Tyrone vs cops 2 gets announced

I was going post to an in defense of Null on this issue but it says I'm permabanned. I asked why I was permabanned and the response was "CP", which I never posted.

I just cant wait to see Drag queens tonight. They have everything to do with gaming and its what gamers want to see.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

Why the hell isn't there a "Semitic content" reaction

Seconded

 

[Computer God Autism]

@Ted Kaczynski is assembling a team

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I try to add boobs or weiners to the gingerbread peoples but I keep getting told that's inappropriate and that no one will eat them.

If your adult faggot son asks you to buy him a bratz doll, the correct response is to beat him

 

[Xarpho's Return]

My baby sitters dad once explained to me that Santa claus real name is Satan and he eats babies.
Now that I think about it I'm starting to realize there was a reason he started taking medication.

Of course Santa is real. You can track his movements here: https://www.norad.mil/NORAD-Tracks-Santa/ Would US military really lie to you?

Source (mod edit)

You mean I don't have to keep buying the shoe polish? Thank God, that shit is not fun to wash off every night

I ride a moped because I am autistic

Now I want to become the HOA leader of a redevelopment project so I can start the meeting off with "our homes are built on the occupied land of the former Walmart parking lot, let us remember the white people we took it from"

 

[Dr. Butt]

And after saying this, he came out again to the Balldos and *said to them, “I find no grounds at all for charges in His case. 39 However, you have a custom that I release one prisoner for you at the Passover; therefore do you wish that I release for you the King of the Balldos?” 40 So they shouted again, saying, “Not this Man, but Ethan Ralph.”

I didn’t read your username at first and was getting ready to roast you for projecting that hard onto a gopher snake, like a cat mom on steroids.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Note: I know about the problems presented by attack helicopters, they are not that useful outside their roles but they are still cool and this is a post about my fantasies and obsession with these weapons.

 

[Hepativore]

Yesterday I re-read Edgar Allen Poe’s short story, The Imp of the Perverse, and was still thinking about it an hour later while masturbating with my own feces. I felt hesitation typing the sentence, “masturbating with my own feces,” but I went along and did it.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'm excited to see how they shove tranny blacks into Onimusha and Okami.