random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[The Taco Santo!]

I don’t hate this site or consider it full of terrorist fascist fetishists or whatever inane gibberish you have concocted so I don’t have to justify my presence here.

I also don’t fuck dogs and children, unlike yourself.

Tommy is tooting once more.

 

[Hitman One]

But I was wrong about so many things in 2014. I was wrong about Gone Girl. And, most significantly, I was wrong about my gender

 

[Tablet County]

I consistently walk around my apartment playing various dumbass characters like:
bad marketing guy, cholo rapper that's insecure about his sexuality, or angry asian convenience store owner.

"The Balldo belongs to the LORD".

Folks will be googling Hitler tonight.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Please put me in the screenshot when you finally go cuckoobananas and kill someone.

 

[Cnidarian]

Even his boobs are trying to escape this retardation.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

Straight furries existed, I have the porn to prove it.

 

[Tablet County]

I died of a stroke. And my braind is dying in sesame street or something -

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

If you are going to be a freak and a weird pervert flashing your filth infront of people for months I dont feel bad for you when people start fucking with you.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

This woman is a fucking mental case, the kind of person i'd fully expect to poison her husband if she got the slightest inkling or paranoid delusion of the idea that he actually voted for trump this election

 

[Tablet County]

I don’t think typing in kiwifarms.st into the web browser is very high tech but that’s just me

Imagine hating an entire section of media and generating furry inflation porn, just so you can impress some guy running an internet forum.

Wow, only a true and honest Christian would say something like every Appalachian is inherently racist.

Psychopathic Munchausen-by-proxy manipulator judaic snake physiognomy. Trust me, i had one of these as a photography teacher.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

"Umm...c...could you sell me some... estrogen?"
"Nigga just ask for fent like a normal person the fuck's wrong with you"

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

in my anecdotal experience which is that I have consistently fucked hispanic women my entire life

 

[Pedophobe]

I've got a bottle of celebratory scotch, and a sulking bottle of scotch.

Isn't that the fate of all Mankind, to end up shoved into a locker of our own creation.

A futile, insane, but well intentioned goal.

 

[DickMain]

Redditors calling zoomers a bunch of porn addicted, jobless retards who live in an echo chamber is possibly the most ironic thing to ever happen

Nick is talking about Aaron's dick again

In the sektur it always comes back to talking about another man's penis.

 

[JustSomeDong]

If you loved "White Dudes for Harris", you'll love the sequel "Blue Balls for Kamala"

 

[seri0us]

Kiwi_cannon_'s (LOL) tranny neighbor allegedly tried—and failed because troons suck at everything—to 41% last night. So now the neighbors have to clean up his coom cave while he takes up space in grippy sock jail.

 

[Big Nasty]

Injuns and Mexicans are basically just fat chinks.

I called Mark Hamill a nigger dick sucking faggot and I didn't get a warning or a 7 day ban.

the ladypimp of the gas station.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Thankfully the rest of the internet is usually not so merciful and Christ-like.

 

[Pube Dandruff]

... on account of the tranny lifestyle coinciding neatly (NEETly?) with being an anti-social shut-in.

 

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Is it just me or does the dick pics he send his dad not match the ones from his nude posting