random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[AltisticRight]

>If you're only saying "ok" or "alright" around a women for 3 days, you'd better be having a LOT OF SEX, and I mean A LOT OF SEX. I know I could live with that.

 

[Haloperidol]

Look dude I know you're overdosing on cocks right now but you need to calm down and let the semen to blood ratio in your system normalize before the brain damage becomes permanent. I didn't know there was a lethal dose of cum you can take but I think you're close to finding out.

 

[Gog & Magog]

They're fucking mind controlling you with these shitty Klasky Csupo Georgle Floyd brain chips to make you liberals. You should be scared of that. YOU. SHOULD. BE. SCARED. OF. THAT. Oh yeah, and if you call me a schizo, you're a damage controlling kike. I'm not a flimsy, weak faggot and you cannot convince me this isn't true.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I laughed out loud while looking at the end of whatever shitshow happened there.

Isn't child porn way off topic for the Gaming forum?

Oh wait, this is the Nintendo thread, never mind.

 

[DickMain]

Yeah, the holy war against gravity, because he's so horrifically fat.

 

[Cnidarian]

I'm a guy, btw; if you want to see my four pussies via DM, though, I will oblige

 

[.iota.]

@Null is achickenshit Zionazi faggot fetishist who is being non-responsive

 

[BirdUp]

blood tribe is filled with the most barnum and the barrel people there's much better white nationalist organizations

 

[Meat Target]

Consider the chance of operator error.

Remove penis from your ear?

 

[FedPostalService]

"Now sir I may be a serial rapist nonce but at least I'm not a serial rapist racist nonce"

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Every inch of the female body is beautiful and lovable.

 

[BirdUp]

I opt for the third option where I stomp God's nuts out of his eyes Saint of Killers style as revenge for inventing poison ivy, oak, and sumac. What a fucking asshole.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

To know the Troon is to despise it.

 

[legtard respecter]

This comment was left under the second pic and it gave me the image of somebody being kicked out a bakery for trying to fuck the cookies.

 

[Gentlebastard]

not trying to "ameriburger lol" but come tf on. this is pure idiocracy

This guy can't follow through with anything other than being a huge disappointment to his parents and daughter.

Help! I'm being lusted after!

There is something so.....unfathomably funny about an alleged man who cannot even secure his fucking lawn chairs presuming to dictate how to secure the future of humanity

stop pozloading your neghole, faggot

"i got a bit far into my minor despair trans solidarity posting, and neglected my regularly scheduled posting about cute little girls in manga..."

The reckoning is here and its going to fun.

Total vegan death, fisherchads win again

I remember seeing macaroni and cheese frozen pizzas and I am around 90% sure that wasn't a vivid dream.

i read this and thought they were banning furries, how dissapointing

this guy is still fantasizing about Misty driving a 2005 midnight blue Dodge Magnum

This is a level of autism rivaling even the Wonderbread guy.

I'm Czech and I'm organizing a lynch mob for this faggot right now.
"I was convicted for offences against a child[...]"
Okay I was joking before but...

I'll let you guys know next year if and when the kitchen race war is back on.

He's went his every day of his entire life, shitting wrong.

god damn man some people just aren't responsible enough to jerk off to strangers on the internet

I'm sure before he got addicted to cam girls he probably was one of those retards who paid subscriptions to porn sites instead of just looking at what's free.

Good Morning niggers, niggerettes, and all you precious lil niglets.

That went from fear to fetish really quick.

 

[demicolon]

Nicks "biscuits and gravy" reminds me of what Sherman did to Atlanta.

 

[Thé au lait]

"I hate the term misogyny. I would prefer to speak to Mister Ogyny, not his wife."
- @${Sandy}

 

[DickMain]

Step 1. Insert your testicles into the torture device
Step 2. Lie to yourself that this is totally normal and not at all the most degenerate thing you've ever done
Step 3. Sell you soul to Slannesh so that pain is now synonymous with pleasure
Step 4. Do all the drugs, permanently alter your brain chemistry, and become unable to differentiate reality from the lies you tell yourself
Step 5. Start a cooking channel.

 

[Tablet County]

Designated shitting dimension.

If a greasy, perverted Guido like yourself can find the will to live. I'm sure he can too.

I dont think having mass shooters as your icon is a good move towards making people understand your plight...

 

[BubbleButt]

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/us-politics-general.111266/page-9439#post-19750898

Can't quote because Null is cringe and semi-retarded.