random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[EI 903]

"LEAVE THE BLACK BABY PIXY. LEAVE IT!"

-Null

 

[CWCissey]

WE KILLED GARY COLEMAN

His life was ogre far too soon.

 

[Venusaur]

This is an oldie, but I think it's a pretty good Chris-line:

I love you, Julie, like I love and care for every women who is fond and cares about me.

 

[Arkangel]

"We have the chat log."

and

"Take a seat over there."

 

[Metal Sink]

BANNED FROM COMMENTS!

 

[José Mourinho]

You are wrong.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

You should know the facts of the situation.

 

[The Dude]

HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT MAKAROV?! HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT MAKAROV?!

 

[Holdek]

You can suck by balls and take both my Middle Fingers and my Razzberry

(http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_44#Business_proposal)

 

[sea panther]

I don't negotiate with terrorists.

 

[Foulmouth]

THIS WASN'T A FURRY THREAD!

A furry getting cross.

 

[Luna]

Satan: Giving advice to spergs is like giving guns to monkeys

 

[The Dude]

Piss Cheez-Its.

 

[CWCissey]

I ONLY TOOK A PISS! SEE?

 

[Arkangel]

POOP LIES!

 

[champthom]

Original Forum (DO NOT STEAL)

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

"You can't come in, the door's blocked."--ParkourDude91

"We have Bob's shirts."

"Sit, spin, and shut the FUCK UP!"

Just my suggestions, anyway.

 

[Holdek]

Chris: [sigh] Okay, Asperger's is a form of autism.

(http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jack_Thaddeus_Phone_Call_2)

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Oh, speaking of the Jack Thaddeus calls:

"My blood is not made of gravy."

 

[Arkangel]

"Become a full member today!"