random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Faceless Whore]

I know politsperging is gay but Bossman PSAing this to @everyone is hilarious.

 

[reactionary]

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Not gonna make more tweets about the Kiwi Farms forum cause it's Kiwi Farms what do you expect

 

[pink cigarettes]

that's just asking to have some dude with questionable judgement slam through and ejaculate meth semen into their peritoneal cavity, through a confetti of tissue fragments.

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

I can't believe he was absolutely bullshit lying again.

 

[30+GameOvers]

The Jews are basically at the mercy of social media influencers for Zoomers.

 

[Tablet County]

The toilet-american community prefers we use the non-gendered latrinx.

Most notable for multiple musical contributions/commissions for osu! maps (that itself already being a red flag).

Leave it to an actual woman to outplay troons.

"Your honor, this white nigger cuck-faggot is guilty of all we're accusing him of."

We've had skibidi Biden, maybe it's time for skibidi Bibi.

 

[ditto]

I was just saying 16 hours work days leaves enough time to skate.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Kengle and his boiled hamburgers win yet again.

 

[Overly Serious]

My glamorgan sausage is big and very delicious.

 

[BirdUp]

This must be quite common because I watch a lot of videos where women have anal prolapses.

 

[frozen_runner]

Niggers ruin everything. Even porn.

HRT has devastated nerd communities in the same way crack devastated black communities in the 1980's.

I remember hearing this guy on the radio a lot when I was just a hatchling. I opened my first ever lego set in the car while one of his songs was on the radio, so it sort of trapped Mr. Brooks inside of one of my memories where he can't get out, ever. I always love sharing these little stories with you guys because I know you are all thinking, "why is he telling us this stuff?". I don't know either! My hands just move. Sometimes I think there is someone or something else controlling every single action that I take in life.

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Just pick them up at Walmart. Shame doesn’t exist there.

Barney the purple dinosaur? more like barney the PINKO BASTARD

Confirms my biases so I choose to believe it!

Haitians eat mud cookies.

I did once see a picture of a swastika made out of penises.

It's a cock-stika.

Nigger is such a fun word to say. It gives White people a high similar to heroine, which is why I say it at home all the time.

After careful consideration, I have decided to become worse.

I thought this was the resident evil 5 remake : stay away from niggers edition

NIGGER, YOU GAY!

YOU GAY!

YOU GAY, NIGGER!!

THIS NIGGER GAY!

Nothing ever happens, until it does.

Why do I keep looking at this kind of shit today and expecting something else to happen.
I blame all of you.

The 90's made flannel gay.

If the video is fake why is there shit on his dick??

Marvin Gaye was unfortunately very straight.

Just in general people especially in the right wing spheres forget liberals have existed for a long time, some say forever.

The joy is gone the brat has been punished total Aryan victory

The mass murder/annihilation style killing behavior appears to be part of the current year iteration of the queer demon.

Jewsoft, 100% jewish

 

[Tablet County]

Raiden, turn Twitter off right now!

If only Nixon had shot lightning hands at the CIA when they tried to pin Watergate on him.

 

[Vesperus]

is having natural lashes the sign of nazism?

 

[Gentlebastard]

I'll take the side with less dragon dildos up the pooper.

We have the advantage of absolutely fucking hating everyone and everyone involved in this shit, and thus we are able to maintain some level of objectivity aside from wishing a literal plague on all parties.

I do understand the principle behind this take, I really do, and in theory at least I agree with it. However we now live in a world where acting on high-minded principles means that you lose, and when you lose, you get FUCKED.

You just gave them the cheese...... because they looked legit?

And you never noticed they were 20 mice in a trenchcoat?

Remember: The Farms always win.

20 years ago, if I referred to women as birthing people every feminist who am I kidding ever woman I ever knew would have kicked me in my nuts.

Holy shit, why do I never learn not to look. My eyes are vomitting

We should run a short story competition- all writers currently dressed up as Africans are eligible to apply.

The dick injections part seems real

We stand on the shoulders of giants just so these faggots can play pretend.

> tfw the bread is stale and the circus is boring

I bet there's a fetish for beating it to dead pornstars

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Egyptian dickflip dude.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

is that a crack pipe? Oh dear

 

[Slideshow Bill]

This isn't enough to make him a lolcow. This is all just typical Hollywood behavior.

Tranny janny go-banny
Banana fanny fo manny,
Fee fi no fanny,
Tranny

Jesus is the isekai OG

Isekai this, isekai that,
Isen't it kaind of time you sad weebs moved out of your parents' basement?

 

[Drip Torch]

Bless your heart

 

[NerdShamer]

again u don't get it faggot, this is not a situation where u have any chance of fighting back, let me explain how this works:

1. i come to ur website
2. i shitpost
3. i tell u u should kill urselves
4) u cry
5) i shitpost again
6) u cry again
7) i remind u once more u should kill urselves
ur having a meltdown and u try to dox me / get me arrested/ make empty threats (lmfao) which motivates me to torment u even more
9) i shitpost again
10) u cry again
11) i close the tab cuz boredom
12) i return again and the cycle continues

there is no part in this cycle of events where u have any possibility whatsoever of using the law against me, there is only one solution, the livestream solution (kys)

 

[Faceless Whore]