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[Asian tech support]

I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS I HATE NIGGERS

 

[Sprate Header]

he threatened to leak her news

 

[Syzyg]

@Axiom the Fucker's profile post

Getting clean off drugs, I'm sorry for my behavior as of late, it wasn't right for me to do. I shouldn't have sperged out as much as I did, thank you to Null for not banning me, I will turn my life around no matter what happens. This forum has been the greatest when it came to people caring about my safety, I will be eternally grateful for it. Once my affairs are in order, I will be financially supporting the forum whenever I can as a way to thank Null and the user base giving a fuck about me when I needed it the most. Thank you all for everything.

 

[soy woah jaque]

 

[Pedophobe]

Now we're just being silly

We already had this ragebait. I want new ragebait!

I am willing to engage in civil discussion with reasonable individuals only.

The total lack of competence is as, or more, alarming than the absolute malevolence.

I'm a cynic on the outside, but a secretly hopeful idealist on the inside.

 

[Axiom.]

However for some reason she decided to go into the camwhore world, probably because taking pictures of your ugly human snatch takes less effort that drawing good art

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

Come over to the other side, guys. It's way more fun and less stressful over here. And you can say 'niggerfaggot'.

 

[Aunt Carol]

no more book club for you, becky. your child was almost, like, a school shooter omg.

 

[Tablet County]

using real life child abuse in petscop was hecking based but if you say anything about a discord user im literally going to have you arrested

 

[Pube Dandruff]

I've just attempted to spray out my vagina with a lube shooter

*Quote of an MTF reddit post, for context.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

She looks like she smells of rubber and snot.

 

[ScooterL]

loons, troons, goons and buffoons

 

[The Great Citracett]

Pussy is owed and pussy is due.

 

[BirdUp]

The MLP community and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

 

[a pissing jar]

jesus3christ can everyone just fucking pipe down

 

[National Defense Advocate]

I genuinely don't understand hating entire groups of people. Man and woman are such complementary creatures, and there are both good and bad members amongst each.

It's not like they're black people or something, where such a viewpoint is entirely sensible.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Okay but consider: pretend the chick is actually a tranny and the monkey is a physical manifestation of "YWNBAW" and it gets even funnier

The planetary axis said nigger

STOP HAVING NON-SCIENTIFICALLY APPROVED FUN!

Could be worse, could be a story about someone jerking off a corpse, which is what I thought it was gonna be when I came in here.

One party rule is how all democratic republics operate. You know, like the Democratic People's Republic of (North) Korea.

His books in Canada are a MAID advertisement because death is preferable to reading them.

It's always great to get articles from alternate realities.

Macho President of sleaze is an awesome title. Who wouldn't support someone like that?

You have been moved many millions of miles, planet. Continuing to orbit the Sun constitutes a felony temperature change. Enjoy freezing.

I don't think average IQ in the world is still 100. More like 80.

Also, her nipples look like chunks of KitKats.

"Think about it, if we fail him he'll be back next year braying like an obstinate donkey all day."

Never underestimate a piggy scorned.

He's one of those perfect cows in that no matter what your opinion is about some political take he has, you hate his guts because either you think the opinion is retarded or you're embarrassed to share an opinion with such a total retard.

You come in contact with the man, and you instantly hate him and want to mock him. Its like magic, but more fat and bitchtitty.

Of course he's not downsizing, have you seen him? He's so fat he should be up-sizing.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Free Kashmir कश्मीर को आजाद करो H1B fraud H1B धोखाधड़ी redeem gift cards उपहार कार्ड भुनाएँ designated shitting streets निर्दिष्ट शौच सड़कें Sikh terrorism सिख आतंकवाद horse necrophilia ritual घोड़े के शव-शोषण अनुष्ठान Apu Nahasapeemapetilon अपु नाहासापीमपेटिलॉन cow dung medicine गाय के गोबर की दवा phone scam call centers फ़ोन घोटाला कॉल सेंटर Superpower 2020 महाशक्ति 2020 Train apex predator शीर्ष शिकारी को प्रशिक्षित करें

 

[Aunt Carol]

She looks like a dwarf homeless pedo Hunter S Thompson that just wriggled out of a Salvation Army Box.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

You fucking nerds.