random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Sawamura Simp]

Arcade Gannon comes out of the closet for Trump

LMAO HE IS FACT CHECKING THE MODERATORS. I'M GOING TO ILLEGALLY IMMIGRATE JUST TO VOTE FOR VANCE!

HOLY SHIT YOU GOT POST #160,00 ON PAGE 8000 (8X2 = 16). AND IT'S THE LAST POST ON THAT PAGE, TOO. CONGRATULATIONS YOU NIGGER!

No fucking way this is real.
Edit: IT IS

I DONT HAVE ELECTRICITY YOU FUCKING RETARDS, I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE

Spoiler: +1

Tucker Carlson and Antisemetism were in the closet making nazis and I saw one of the nazis and the nazi looked at me.

 

[Tablet County]

I just think the concept of hiring a prostitute to private tutor you on getting laid hilarious and potentially profitable.

I was looking through Pat's Instagram and noticed that for her birthday all he got her was a fucking Simpsons NFT.

No one with a healthy enough state of mind would say to themselves "Goddamn I'm so based oh yeah~ uwu"

We should stop engaging in provocative actions like existing and not dying.

This is a certified, tranny-murdering incel forum - we don't do "relationships" here. Please leave.

Krautkiwis, is the current version of Reichstag even flammable?

 

[grenouille crétine]

(edit) Although if anyone wants to take one for the team, I'm in particular avoiding My Co-Worker bought my anal beads

 

[Clotso Coof]

while there are free rides in this world, you don't want to take them.

 

[Kayfabe]

Your religion is a neovagina of the mind.

 

[Syzyg]

You bitches don't get it this place is fucking romper room this is Captain kangaroo this is sesame Street you fucking morons behave like children..

 

[BirdUp]

@Ishtar once said he literally cried because of the state of the white race.

 

[Gentlebastard]

She worked as a journalist, she should know better than making such a faux pas as telling the truth.

Is there any better or funnier use of the 'Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power' meme than describing a bunch of young women gluing $200 pretend penises to themselves so that they can have a make-believe bulge, in order to trick other people into thinking that they're true & honest d00ds?

My god. He’s so fat, he actually has a gunt pussy. A gussy, if you will.

I hope the male nurse of color who takes over his day-to-day care once Tammy taps out endlessly molests him there before cueing up the end credits with a pillow.

After all these years, I now know the source of the legendary Frontbutt

The dictionary has words like "penis" and "feces" in it and that is pretty amusing I guess.

press "P" to piss

While her medical expenses are voluntary, unnecessary and stupid, she does have them nonetheless.

I don't want to be too hard on a guy whose daughter is dying, but I don't think that making a reddit AMA on the same day you received the news that her condition is terminal is the right thing to do.

TLDR: She put a set of used anal beads on Craigslist, as you do, and claimed to get 57 email responses.

God I want to have empathy for this guy so bad but he comes across as such a blithering faggot that it's impossible.

 

[grenouille crétine]

What with the scrotums, it'd be easy to double her shelf space with some Shoe-Pals.

 

[Cnidarian]

Its like if Azathoth was created by Kafka instead of Lovecraft.

 

[AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed]

From General chat:

2024-10-06 11:45:06 EDT] [@y a t s (#160024)]: And all I got from it is a direct association with the brap dragon guy

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

If Josh vored you (male) would he wash you down with sink vodka or Coca Cola Zero?

 

[Seafarer]

“Kiwi Farms getting shut down would be a net positive for the VTuber community.”

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

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"Kiwi Farms would've had been a great site, if only they were actually targeting shitty people [...], and not some cute loli type VTuber"

 

[AnOminous]

“Kiwi Farms getting shut down would be a net positive for the VTuber community.”

We host a thread for these scum.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

There's a major religion that's the result of Manichee secret societies mixing with Christian churches and Taoist radical fundamentalists

 

[Drip Torch]

Less sperging and more shitposting is a goal we should always be working towards.

 

[Thé au lait]

"You'd be forgiven for thinking IED stands for Irish Explosive Devices"
- "How the Irish got so good at smoking British soldiers" by GDF

Spoiler: video

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Quoting myself for context:

Imp Midna is unironically 40 pounds of pussy and ass. She's just floating drumsticks with a smug single fang grin. That's not even artists exaggerating it, her body mass is actually 80% in her cheeks, thighs, and pot belly. She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb. They had to know exactly what the fuck they were doing. I refuse to believe otherwise. People being creepy fuckers and sexualizing the Inklings and the bird girl from Wind Waker and all that shit, sure, that's on the fans. But Midna being a forty pound pussy that grinds on top of Link's head and bosses him around is 100% on Nintendo. Her imp form was actually MORE sexualized than her true form, which is astonishing since her true form is literally a completely naked woman in harem silks with black bodypaint covering over her bits.

I was just going to post about how fun Echoes is, but now I really regret opening this thread.

 

[BirdUp]

I've considered following Stephen King's example (not coke)