random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

This is a really, really weird post. WTF was going through your head when you posted it?

I've never felt the need to send death threats to a YouTuber this much in my life

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"If you, individually, don't take up the responsibility of taking care of a million children a year from birth to age 25 you clearly don't actually care about children who get murdered in the womb "

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

Yes, readers at home, this is a book about a secret Yu-Gi-Oh Illuminati for black people, which granted sounds like an amazing Key and Peele sketch.

Googles "why is my potato crop failing, please I am starving" gets AI-generated answer "your soil is shit, my son."

 

[PhoBingas]

Jackie "Bollywood Shrek" Singh

 

[Hooked on phobics]

THATS HOW IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN!!!!!

 

[Meat Target]

A dick is a dick
even on a chick
and a chick with a dick
Is no chick but a prick
and liking dick, as they say
no matter how you pray
has no other solution
there's no other conlusion
but the fact that traps are gay

 

[Sawamura Simp]

Women are just seething because they're getting lashmogged. I should know, I've seen it personally.

Catboy said what?!

I'm a pretty big degenerate and even I find this disgusting.

I wake up and there has been no Balldostream.
This is somehow Eric July's fault!

I was on Mars the other day, saw more Elon signs than Bezos. I think Mars is going X.

 

[Aunt Carol]

typical dumb woman logic. everyone knows that men ejaculate little tiny men. I went to the university of PARIS I know what I'm talking about and also it's the 13th century

 

[Wallace]

“Broooooooo.”

“I know, bro. Me too.”

[fellatio ensues]

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Consciously avoid swearing and cursing around pooners. Go out of your way to be polite to pooners. Annoy a pooner with your comprehensive, in-depth knowledge about subjects no woman cares about. Hold the door open for pooners. Allow a pooner to be saved first in case of emergency. Lift heavy objects around pooners. Fearlessly squish bugs around pooners. Be taller than pooners.

TPI. Total Pooner Invalidation.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

O'Keefe's anus is almost as much of an American hero as McCain's brain tumor.

 

[Law]

I mentioned that there was an art to sending Josh a hat because it has to be goofy enough for it to be funny to the viewers and badass enough for Josh to want to wear it

 

[Deer Warts]

Cannot quote post in whole or part, so here's a link: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/srs-and-grs-surgeons-and-associated-horrors.76786/post-19422664

Tranny's Lament

i can barely interact with my partner's genitals without breaking down from how shitty mine are

i even get triggered when hanging out with friends or going fucking grocery shopping thinking all the people around me probably have working genitals.*

i can't live like this but everyone acts like i'm crazy for expecting anything more than what cutting my dick off would've done for me.

* If you only choose one, please, please make it this one ... working genitals represent!

 

[Dago]

I WILL NEVER STOP HATING INDIANS

 

[Cups2Cups]

Ralphs tits are so plump the locals coin them Club Lactose

 

[Gentlebastard]

There may be a very important reason that she doesn't want to share underwear with you. Perhaps, and forgive me if I come off as too aggressive, but just maybe, IT'S FUCKING WEIRD! YOU'RE A WEIRDO! YOU ARE A PERVERT!

"Phat ass" - were you not a degenerate I'd kindly correct you. For now, you get the cross.

God loves all of his children especially the autistic people understanding the deep philosophical meaning of Sonic the Hedgehog

This guy has such dead eyes. The lights are on but no one is home.

This guy is some flavor of sex offender, I guarantee it.

Encountered a guy with back pain last week. His gut was so big it had changed the curve of the lower spine

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I fucking hate the term "queer". Meaningless, offensive bullshit for straight people with bad hair and worse politics.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

It's from the game Detroit: Become Human, dumbass. That's why my icon is a robot.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

I cannot believe Poopusfloopus cheated on his wife with Scroncusdongus, the internet will never be the same.

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