random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Tablet County]

Opened one image without unspoiling anything and got jumpscared by rolling hills of pallid flesh.

"I HAVE A GAY PHONE TRYNA TO NANANA SOMETHING SOMETHING, WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE!!"

 

[Fungible penis]

I was going to call you a retard for misspelling whatever the fuck you were trying to spell but it turns out that's a word and I'm the retard.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

In a just world there would be some type of ban on British people making pizza in general. It's not right.

 

[Melee Bouquet]

Low IQ people are perfectly able to lead non-violent productive lives, or join the armed forces and lead violent productive lives.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

(e.g. the faggot who stole my bikes)

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Where is the random.txt thread?

 

[Gentlebastard]

So they just collected letters from male perverts pretending to be women?
At least Penthouse letters were by men pretending to be men who have sex.

The mind is a scary place. Best to avoid it, altogether.

I bet you're into having sex in a bed, with the lights out, with someone who you're romantically involved with, too.

Sick stuff, bro.

I've been having a rough as hell time lately but at least my balls haven't been exploded by 30 year old tech.

It's a war, stalker child. Don't get into one or give up if you don't want the consequences. Enjoy pager asplode

Summary, they're both retarded even though they agree on what, and why but now how to get to why.

Why can't I be wrong sometimes?

I guess the rule is I'm always the weird crazy guy in my family.

 

[lottalove]

like diamonds, a Kiwifarms post/thread is forever.

found here by @gran_autismo

 

[Dr. Butt]

You don't understand sister, you have to give me your used panties. It's the logical and environmentally friendly choice.

If you do feel like watching this, don't.

 

[CaddestSlown]

This is the Autistic Thunderdome.

If you aren't retarded, get the fuck out!

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

I am worried about her not voting at all or voting for, like, “Karl Marx” or “Skibidi Toilet.”

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's almost like they don't enjoy seeing children marching in dildo parades. Weird.

 

[Cnidarian]

This is why you can buy models of nude Sisters of Battle who are pregnant or chained up on ebay. Pretty wholesome, brings a lot to the hobbyist space.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I remember being a kid playing Pokemon Red on my transparent purple Gameboy Color and shooting a Pikachu in the fucking face with a gun I crafted from iron my enslaved Pokeniggers mined for me.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

So why the hell WOULDN'T I eat a furry? What the hell do I have to lose???

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Starmer has blown through his honeymoon period like Russell Greer in a whorehouse

This is a site about learning how to operate a kiwi bird ranch, we just get a bit sidetracked sometimes.

That's why you're still at the bottom. Real hustlers use both monitors to goon.

 

[NerdShamer]

Someone who doesn't exercise, over eats, sits on their computer on day in and day out, etc, I am not fit to lift a Six foot one Woman. You know damn well I don't leave my PC usually. even if I'm not on Kiwi's site, I'm doing other things online.

I'm sorry, but this is disgusting.

 

[Tablet County]

Rap so underground it’s in the sewage pipes

"But she's a strong female character, and steps on people, why would straight men be into this?"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The "doctors" that let this lady die were probably shitting in the street 8 years ago before they came to this country and became a doctor.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Let's get real here, who among us has not accidently stumbled into a weird sex cult as a youth?