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[Xarpho's Return]

Also gives off the vibes of "gets his anus rogered in the toilets at the local tube station".

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

it would be so dirty that he would have shit on it, because he wouldn't wash his hands after poorly wiping his ass. She admitted to sucking him off and his dick tasting like shit. She said it was hard to tell if his dick had shit on it because "he was black, so his dick was shit colored already"

 

[CaddestSlown]

Was she alive? Was it consensual? Can you answer honestly?

 

[BirdUp]

Google "bukkake" and you will get a reasonably close approximation.

 

[Tablet County]

Dear xi Jinping,
I don't know if you are real, but if you are, please, please, please give me the Total collapse of the Western World for christmas.
Yours truly,
Little timmy

I thought the whole point of KF was to be a place to pick up chicks.

Am i a murderer, if i watch a TV show and a character gets brained with an ashtray in a drunken fight? Does Jesus hold that against me?

Tap water: The Liquid Jew! Drink Monster!

"There is no fate but what we make for the Britons"
~ The Merlinator

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Loomer looks like Jigsaw in a wig

 

[Gentlebastard]

That dead arm looks extra dead and red/purplish

He only has to lose the eyeglasses to be a dead ringer for the fuhrer's testicle.

Don't you fucking dare compare the noble Orangutan to niggers.

It's got so much in one video. A literal polyamorous cow furry is wheeling her obese husband's CPAP into that night's sleeping area. I wondered how fat this guy is, so I went to their page.

I generally consider myself pretty tolerant but the only thing these people should be sharing is a mass grave.

I've compared his attitude to "old man yells at cloud" in the past but seeing him lay it out so plainly like this is kind of fascinating.

gives off the vibes of "gets his anus rogered in the toilets at the local tube station"

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Just because he's accustomed to patting his scrotal hernia across two theater seats with the finesse of a baker leaving dough to rise is not to say that Josh's practices nor entitlements should carry over to his online activities. The lack of apology tendered to the Serbian children there to see Despicable Me 4 who instead saw Josh's despicable bag does not absolve him from apologizing to this community for his double-posting shenanigans. The Emperor has no clothes over that scrotum.

 

[CaddestSlown]

In a world of forced positivity you love to see a hater.

 

[Drip Torch]

Would you like one of Trump’s grey, smelly pubes?

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

my no-lust-whatsoever practice has affected me so much that I started getting mild erections whenever I saw women like Kamala Harris, Hillary Clinton, and Michelle Obama on screen

 

[Thé au lait]

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Not sure how this one would even be presented, but it's one of my favorites

THE COURT: "Mr. Tomlinson, the court harbors a strong suspicion that you're a fat faggot with bitch tits. Do you agree with the court's assessment?"

THE COURT: "Mr. Tomlinson, the court harbors a strong suspicion that you're a fat faggot with bitch tits. Do you agree with the court's assessment?"
THE PETITIONER: "No. No. No."
THE COURT: "Well, we are going to end up with that being the case."

 

[Axiom.]

She reposted it over to her Instagram too.
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She's not a fan of the conclusion
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@PS2 Nishiki The ragewhore's complaining about you again
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Now we just wait for Zoey's next move, probably another sock popping up.

"also why have you been ignoring me for weeks "
"Because you weren't helping me"

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Thread moving so fast nobody will notice my confession about farting on a peacock back in middle school

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

But if I'm going to invest weeks or months at a time into an activity, why would I want an endless series of frustrations and endless death? I get that plenty at my day job trying to deal with Microsoft

Don't you fucking dare compare the noble Orangutan to niggers.

They also both willingly lived in NYC though, so they deserve it

Nigger don't let broccoliheads brainwash you, considering how many people these days live to 80s/90s, do not spend 50 years sitting around defeated, it is not over until you're dead. And even then you can possibly possess a skater and learn to skateboard

 

[Crex Crex]

The reason you don't see the difference between these two scenarios is because you are a retard nigger monkey.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Hope he doesn't become dictator for life and implement Project 2025.

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im fixin to jump off a fucking bridge, what the fuck is he doing

I thought the whole point of KF was to be a place to pick up chicks.

 

[Dirty Larry]

It truly is the case that KF is just reddit where you can say nigger

 

[Tablet County]

North Korea is a democracy according to the definition you provided. After all, they hold regular elections and the people are free to vote between Kim Jong-Un and No!

lmao this psychotic motherfucker lives on Dragonball Z Street.

The fuck is wrong with you, you fuck weirdo.

Damn it Gary Busey why did you have to go and try and kill trump

I *NEED* to see the bodycam footage of the Secret Service agent in the room while he's getting LOOMED.

I got distracted by the short, buff Hawaiian guy carrying a tuna.

 

[Your Psychologist]

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"it seems you are getting worse and devolving; are you retarded; I will be glad when you gone"