random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[RI 360]

From Greta:
"Kiwifarms is a website dedicated to harassing autistic trans women into dying by suicide. "

 

[DuskEngine]

i did not use exceptional as my wording in my original writing of this post, it was forced upon me by this site

 

[Army Burger]

"Stalin was one of the most ethical people on the planet"

 

[Spudnik]

porn stars were normal people like you and me, except they may or may not have multiple dicks in their asshole at any given time.

 

[HG 400]

Vordrak is the goose laying the golden lulijay and julaying Joshy for the sweetest julay of lulz

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

@Unseemly and Feral: I like the French Revolution only because a bunch of elite assholes got killed for being snobby or elite. Sure a bunch of innocent people died and a lot of bad things happen but revenge is so worth it.
@0xDEADBEEF: @Unseemly and Feral, hey the elite have feelings too
@TheAmazingAxolotl: @0xDEADBEEF, not without their heads they don't

 

[DuskEngine]

'The people I think online trolling,' she said, 'are in more pain that we can possible imagine.'

 

[Ambivalenz]

The odds of a woman being raped are the same as being eaten by zombies.

via Jake Alley/Secret Gamer Grrl

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

I will not be condescended to by someone who sticks a giant silicone replica of a dinosaur's penis up his rectum.

 

[lolwut]

They do it driving past me in their cars as I walk to work, usually when I'm wearing my furry accessories (especially the ears).


I don't care if some or most of them are doing it sarcastically, it makes me feel nice.

 

[JU 199]

FUCK YOU MOON

 

[CatParty]

Can you do me a favour? Go down my posts and upvote them? Moon and his friends are trying to brigade me.

 

[Army Burger]

Fuck this website. Youre all a bunch of thoughtless pricks. If Mario was made by a single developer today you'd be saying the same shit you're saying here. I'm out.

 

[DadaistVizor]

Even so, I think its healthly to be skeptical.

 

[Army Burger]

that's a ridiculously stupid and misinformed opinion, you fucking chickenshit anonymous gherkin dicked dork on psych meds.

 

[Another Fellow]

From movie night right now:

"Maybe I just wanna grab a horse by his nuts."

 

[JU 199]

YOU'RE ALL SALTY, ALL OF YOU!

SALT AND VINEGAR!

 

[LagoonaBlue]

 

[CatParty]

Gosh isn't it an amazing coincidence that Vordrak's supporters on cow are so well-informed, yet every time they post the UID goes up by one.

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[Cuck Norris]