random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Ambivalenz]

She seems like she might be intersexed. She's a cunt and a prick at the same time.

 

[Hellfire]

"GOALS: $250,000 per month"
"The extra $50K in the goal is for allowance for room, and for saving for future rainy day(s)."

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

The cornerstone of any good relationship is heavy codependent alcoholism.

 

[Randall Fragg]

low energy shitpostings.

 

[Hellfire]

"...two more swastikas were discovered at separate times in the stall of the gender neutral bathroom"

 

[repentance]

 

[HG 400]

I've decided to organise by usernumber until further notice.

 

[CatParty]

Hateful, offensive post about this guy, literally made offensive comments

 

[Ruin]

She told me she masturbates, so I was gonna ask her how she does it so I have a better idea of where to stick my dick.

A Neogafer tries to have sex but can't quite figure it out.

 

[AnOminous]

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"it's a disgusting site full of disgusting people who strive to live their days being ass disgusting and offensive as they can"

 

[Army Burger]

Actually it's about ethics in Cheese Pizza

 

[Peace and Harmony]

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I REAL TAKE ME AS I AM OR NOT AT ALL I AM UNIQUE I AM ONE OF A KIND I AM NOT LIKE NO OTHER GIRL I LOVE LIKE NO OTHER PERSON I CRY LIKE NO OTHER PERSON I TALK LIKE NO OTHER PERSON I LIKE UNIQUE THINGS I OWN UNIQUE THINGS I AM WHO I AM TAKE ME AS I AM OR NOT AT ALL LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM NOT FOR HOW BIG I AM OR FOR HOW PRETTY I AM AND HATE ME CUZ I AM A HEART BRAKER

 

[Krookodile]

Not KF-related, but I saw this on the Bad Webcomics Wiki and I thought that it was fitting:

"Haters should be hung down some office building by their intestines and be thrown lawn darts in their ass from the top of the building until their guts snap and they fall to splatter on a crib with triplets. Really. That's how shitty those haters are."

 

[BILLY MAYS]

my threads and/or posts tend to get deleted because some person the moderators are friends with or some girl they are trying to impress don't like it

 

[The Great Citracett]

There's a few good ones in there.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

Null: if I get killed by bleached asshole enema cultists i'm coming back from the grave to haunt you fuckers

 

[buffaloWildWings]

I like this one from the big brain of Brad:
"She's crossed a line even for this hellhole."
Pure pottery.

 

[Army Burger]

 

[HG 400]

I can also vandalise the lolcow.wiki with boglins and my edits will not get reverted for many hours.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

So on this large, vast, grand internet of ours there are many, many avenues of help for people of nearly any state or condition. Depression, cancer, alcoholism, you name it. Literally hundreds of sites and support groups for you to go to for advice. And with all of those sites, all of those places and people who would be ready and willing to help you...

You picked the fucking Kiwi Farms.

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