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"Thanks for liking my memes."

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@Smutley: After the ice cube had been in my hand long enough to give me the pain I needed to calm my emotions I shoved the rest up my ass. It doesn't hurt which makes me wonder if your ass can really differentiate temperatures from inside itself (anyone more familiar let me know). I gotta lie on my stomach because I don't want that leaking anywhere. That said I feel so much cooler and more comfortable temperature-wise.
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"the best man groped my mother in the middle of an Applebee's and proceeded to loudly tell his girlfriend 'damn, now THESE are tits!'"

The wife of the late John Waite Jr.
 
"There are actually forums dedicated to hating you? Don't those <bleeping bleep bleeps> have anything constructive to do with their lives?"

~70 year old tranny in the Assigned Male thread

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