random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Cupcake9]

"You have the right to say "Fuck off, you dumb fuck!" if you want to. He has the right to say "Fuck off, you dumb fuck!" if he wants to. I have the right to say "Fuck off, you dumb fuck!" if I want to, too."

-EvaXephon/YandereDev

 

[inopas]

A few gems

 

[BILLY MAYS]

I have a little fungus on my 7th toe from the left/4th from the right. I've been using an ancient remedy to get rid of it: urine. And I don't just piss on my toe when I AM at home. I only wear sandals now when I go out and if I need to pee, well, I don't waste it. You can't miss spotting me in a row of urinals. I make sure I wipe my foot before coming back to the restaurant table. My gf doesn't know.

Attributed to @Brad Watson_Miami

 

[sysctl --system]

Beating up trannies on the reg as part of my White Nationalist lifestyle.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

I'm not a piece of cake.

 

[RV 229]

"Eid Pmurt, Eid."

 

[Todesfurcht]

"Why do the people on Kiwi love that stupid white supremacist frog?"

 

[The Grimace]

"Uhh... So we think we should prank call a bunch of policemen! We can have pizzas sent to them that they didn't order!"

 

[Hellfire]

"As someone that literally got a vagina through Obamacare, I'm totally stealing this cuz this is too cool for you."

 

[*Asterisk*]

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
William Shakespeare describing Bob Chipman centuries before he was born.

 

[Jaiman]

 

[Argonian Scum]

Chris probably doesn't even eat a balanced breakfast; I can bet you all the Sonichus in the world the last time he had a balanced breakfast was that day he cried at school

 

[Zach_Kun]

"SORBET GET DOWN FROM THERE"

 

[HG 400]

 

[FramerGirl420]

"Paul Blart Mall Cop is the ultimate fat positive representation"

More Zootopia salt.

Spoiler: Animalistic

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[Army Burger]

"For today, I am done adulting, let me be pony"

- Chris-chan

 

[StarvingAutist]

"why would you attack a horse? horses are not racist"

 

[CatParty]

I guess, my genital just got hard. Lol

 

[LagoonaBlue]

"Kiwifarms is a website dedicated to harassing autistic trans women into dying by suicide."

From here .

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Facts: this Japanese character from Japan with a Japanese name, created by Japanese people for Japanese media is in fact not a black tranny with vitiligo