random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Top Diaper Crinkler]

@Top Diaper Crinkler is our newest member. Welcome!

thank you so much! :^)

 

[StarvingAutist]

From Ronald Farnham:

He has accomplished nothing in his life except reaching 350 pounds of disgusting hermaphrodite flesh and he cannot even clean himself properly.

From some random Tumblr post:

OMG I wub it when daddy stuffs ice cream up my ASS Daddy this is so us #ddlglifestyle #daddygoals #cg/l #babygirl

 

[Hellfire]

"It'll be satisfying when Trump loses and most of these dweebs dry up and blow away"

"when I was preparing to move to NZ I stumbled across this and was SO CONFUSED"

 

[InLivingTuna]

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"accountability struggle session"

 

[Maruukat]

https://kiwifarms.net/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fimage.prntscr.com%2Fimage%2Fb87d6fda63ad4a06abee94a7ab4f40d8.png&hash=e1766567da3174f3666cd83d8a71ccc8
"My ovaries have never felt more dry and content to not procreate after a couple weeks straight of rotten kids everywhere."

 

[GetShrekt]

 

[Rou]

It'll be like watching two stroke victims try to say a complete sentence.

 

[ZehnBoat]

The only reason i'll miss gawker is because there was a story about a woman trying to eat endless breadsticks, which will sadly be lost.

 

[Florence]

Deep Thoughts
More formal discussion of philosophy, ethics, politics, epistemology, etc.

Latest: Virginity & Society

 

[Army Burger]

It doesn't mean Alex is a fox though. He isn't. He's insane. And a moron. Plus odds are good once he dies he will go tongue-punch Satan's asshole in hell.

 

[Another Fellow]

A couple from TIME's new article on trolling.

If they get banned elsewhere, trolls seek refuge here, where they can, for example, discuss child pornography freely.

Not only does Trump share their attitudes, he's got mad trolling skills.

And one from DuskEngine:

Chat is fun okay.

It's like skinny dipping in a shark tank.

Except the sharks all have chromosomal disorders

 

[Florence]

You are crossing lines.
You are crossing lines.
You are crossing lines.
You are crossing lines.

 

[Ambivalenz]

That´s a thing of beauty. Courtesy of @He Sets Me On Fire

On the other hand, if we look at her with her head thrown back, her hair a sheet of sweat, her eyes shut tight under her slightly-skewed spectacles, her O-shaped mouth issuing a silent scream of indescribable, body-shuddering carnal ecstasy while a geyser of love nectar gushes out of her lust-tautend lotus with every bounce-bounce-bounce of her hips ....

Like I said, I dunno.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/norar...nd-the-norasphere.20118/page-242#post-1688799

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Brave visions of tomorrow like "not starving to death constantly".

 

[JU 199]

"THEY'RE NOT SMART, THEY'RE NOT FUNNY... THEY'RE NOT EVEN INTELLIGENT

 

[Army Burger]

What the fuck is wrong with black girl's clit?

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Luminous Being]

C O N F I D E N T I A L

For obvious reasons.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

For over a year, I have been facing an uphill battle with Google regarding government websites appearing in AdWords results.
With regard to government websites appearing in AdWords results, Google has violated the US Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations (RICO) Act for bribery, obstruction of justice and racketeering.
Google has also sponsored terrorist organizations (including the World Wildlife Fund and Greenpeace) regarding Global Awareness on Google Earth, as well as other Google-related places.
I wonder what the value (in US$) of Google's headquarters are... and I am eyeing them for seizure to recover our legal costs.