“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”
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reporting for duty
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"Look at a baboons vagina, that's just one example of how screwed up human beings have become."
Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents?
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Anyhow, who among Everyone in this world has not had a dream of having sex with one of their parents?
Please tell me this was the work of
@Connor Bible .
Archive.is is your comrade
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/norar...nd-the-norasphere.20118/page-226#post-1664336
"it's like a radioactive waste dump except instead of radioactive waste you have pathetic manbaby stalkers"
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"The fuck is a Kiwi Farm?"
Pog my champ hole and defend the Thots
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"I challenge thee to a soak-off!"
Donate to MATI: http://bit.ly/MadAtTheInternet
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-08-08-chris-paid-content-general.22728/page-30#post-1653993
You are crossing lines.
You are crossing lines.
You are crossing lines.
You are crossing lines.
Back off! No deal!
人就是鬼、鬼就是人。
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"Tumblr user @orbitsing used my vibrator on another human being without asking for either of our consent. Knowing that I am a survivor of sexual abuse. Causing more sexual trauma "
From the-trans-agenda/rabbiedee.
Pog my champ hole and defend the Thots
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I needed a quote from this conversation to be preserved forever:
Spoiler: This Is A Real Convo With ADK
"I consider Calvinism to be the denomination which is closest to the legacy of the Aesir"
I love you
@autisticdragonkin but how in the hell
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I needed a quote from this conversation to be preserved forever:
Spoiler: This Is A Real Convo With ADK
"I consider Calvinism to be the denomination which is closest to the legacy of the Aesir"
I love you
@autisticdragonkin but how in the hell
I'm growing ever more morbidly curious to join one of these groups.
Pog my champ hole and defend the Thots
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RIP John Lewis
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Chris supporting incest has been one of the lowest points for him this year.
Just because that statement has to be qualified with "this year"...
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God damn it Chris, you beautiful bastard
Sugar Cubes
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"the only thing i could do to make it stop is die or disappear, like they want, and even that isn't a guarantee."
Paint me like one of you Pearisian gurls.
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ShadowJoe said:
Tough choice since I've been using both in plain sight for 7 months now. What with me constantly sucking myself and outsmarting you idiots at every fuggin' turn.
RIP John Lewis
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I need to make a video masturbating and screeching or something - just shoveling kiwi after kiwi into my asshole.
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These autists sound like a brony fucked a troper and somehow had this mega-autism as the assbaby.
Transformed Roger Taylor into a Cybernetic Drone
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Hypodermic Johnny: I know how to give a cat enema, ironically.
@Top Diaper Crinkler is our newest member. Welcome!