random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[XH 502]

TheAmazingAxolotl: @waffle, Well I did ally with Hitler

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

I'll meet you on the beach you cuck. I'll tentacle slap your ass. then drink some tequila while we cuddle.

 

[Ntwadumela]

"Haters gonna hate, but I am cute focks. Deal with it."
"When do I get a cute focks Pachinko Machine?"
Alex C. Leal aka Desertfox899

 

[Hellfire]

 

[ASU]

you all disgust me. look how much energy you people put in today attempting to destroy my reputation with a 34 year old almost had sex with a minor story while i've been working with my straight and queer friends sharing the news and comforting each other.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

From the dev-catscratch/Bryce Cherry thread:

Do you drive a Mitsubishi?

Why the fuck am I wasting my life, one minute at a time, watching some spastic avoid direct eye contact with his camera while blathering on about some asinine bullshit only autistic people would give a shit about?


We say the word "Autistic" a lot on this forum and it means a whole spectrum of things. Every once in a while though, someone like this pops up and reminds us what autism truly means: A living computer who chooses to apply their enormous potential towards fetish drawings of childrens cartoons.

I really should've guessed "party" was shorthand for "masturbating furiously alone in my room".

He's asking us to stop being a general statement and enter the fictional plane, in order to transcend reality to become a character of the Nickelodeon Industrial Complex

"One of the things I suggest doing is covering new General Motors vehicles, HP printers and PCs as well as IGT gaming machines with woman's underwear and sanitary pads (both clean) and empty boxes of tampons."

 

[CatParty]

"people behind their mothers' basements sought and leaked amongst their kiwi grapevines"

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/trannyformer-let-me-clarify.21560/

 

[Ntwadumela]

"Amongst their kiwi grapevines"
Christian/Christine Weston Chandler

 

[ActualKiwi]

"The Papaya Farmers were right all along"
-Alison Rapp fanfic

 

[Army Burger]

https://kiwifarms.net/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fimage.prntscr.com%2Fimage%2F0fa3bcc82fd64d058eb5f96ac0047ac0.png&hash=0e92ba7ab4d84ddb5b2ad03ad4b40c1a

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Looks like you'd need a tetanus vaccination to be within a few feet of him.

 

[The 25th Cyberman]

Why do you dislike Fascism?

 

[IV 445]

Mom? At least say something to let them know you are alive.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-6-14-donations-required-serious-please-help.21590/

 

[Stay safe]

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Since I am currently not rich I want to keep Socialized Medicine until I become rich and then get rid of it in order to defeat my enemies

I do not believe in morality. God is dead and we have killed him.

 

[The Grimace]

I fucking hate you. You've had to fuck my life up even more so, all in the name of some cheap laugh you fucking tard.

 

[RP 520]

I AM the Second Coming of the Christ and I often get confused.

 

[Staffy]

"WARNING: It has 47 chromosomes."

 

[Ambivalenz]

i´m a "they" now

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/norar...nd-the-norasphere.20118/page-122#post-1528281

 

[Hellfire]

"Feminism needs to cut off eggs. I do not need testosteron monsters, neither at work nor in my bed."