random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[ASU]

If @Valiant comes back on this thread, my operatives in the UK will kill @Vitriol for being a lying sack of shit.

 

[DuskEngine]

 

[ASU]

I'm really glad that I didn't accidentally buy anything that I was supposed to put up my butt because I don't have a good butt medication vocabulary.

It is only by the grace of God that I never ate any medications that are supposed to go up my butt or cooch.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

"I'm not actually 21, I was born in 2001. Don't worry, I'm autism free."

 

[CatParty]

Turn off that pesky adblock

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

I cant handle the hate any more. Need to mk gov mad enough to kill me

 

[Tismo]

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Christian girls are like Hitler. Atheist girls are like Hitler. Religious girls are like Hitler. Spiritual girls are like Hitler. Girls who believe are like Hitler. Women are like Hitler. Fuck you, Uncle Adolph.

 

[Sc4rface]

You've done wonderfully, and should be ashamed of yourselves.

 

[SpacePanther]

"She glanced over at him, and batted her eyes with a 'come hitler' look."

 

[cans.wav]

DONT YOU EVER TALK ABOUT VIET-FUCKIN-NAM AGAIN YOU CYBERVERMIN

 

[Trombonista]

Also Gohan is half-space-monkey and also a fucking cartoon character Jesus fucking Christ

 

[ActualKiwi]

I went to film school because I wanted to make child pornography

 

[CatParty]

 

[Milktheturtle]

Don't get me wrong, I've beaten a man unconscious with my bare hands while bleeding from a gunshot wound, and on a different occasion sliced open another like a salmon

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Staffy]

"Do you want babies popping out from your butthole? Do you?"

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

victim of the Great Hair Dye Accident of 2016

 

[Sexy Rexxy]

creating intersectional shenanigans

 

[Big Nasty]

"Gay Jewish Robocop"