random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[DZ 305]

where is the corporation that owns the domain name located? that's who gets sued.

 

[alex_theman]

Philosophy Zombie became an hero in May 2016

 

[Luminous Being]

£9,000 reflects hurt feelings

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

she's logged into skype

 

[Dork Of Ages]

From Nora's thread:

Tweetsave

 

[DZ 305]

no lawsuit. a criminal complaint. there's already an admission of one "confirmed kill"

you appear to be a group of christian extremists collecting web queers to harass. public incitement to violence is a federal crime. enjoy the buttsex in prison, fool.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/249

 

[Randall Fragg]

hammer all you like. i don't care about your ridiculous video game fantasies and you have no power to stop the FBI from taking this dump down.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Better than my story. The stray cat outside my house got carried off by an owl last night.

 

[Randall Fragg]

David Gallant is a sad, strange little man

"I was thinking of GG when I came"

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I just saw the words "Jesus Heavens" up there and I knew it had to be me.

 

[DZ 305]

When it is referencing an activity and uses a term I am familiar with, yes. Do you watch tv and not learn anything unless it's a documentary or educational on purpose? Do you just sit there and gloss over? I feel sorry for you. I take any and every opportunity to learn something new. I get euphoric joy from learning something new. Irrespective of the origin.

 

[Trombonista]

Do I really deserve all that punishment just for making a girl cum?

 

[ASU]

do you believe everything you read about somebody on the internet? what people say about me and what is the truth are most often completely different. i'm certainly not a lonely old tranny with no friends hungry for attention. carry on, fools. i have co-plaintiffs.

 

[Florence]

#YouCantEatClipperCards

 

[300mm]

so who made your fake pussy, honey? does it work without greasing the shit out if it? can you cum?

 

[chimpburgers]

"2.) trains and humans cannot fuck. The antonmy of trains is too different from each other. Trains don't fuck outside of their own species."

@Dr.Scrotem suggested that this be in here.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nascar221-sean-mike-corbett.20926/#post-1471669

 

[alex_theman]

Has the biggest colection of CP

 

[lemongrab]

These are some of the very friendly and well-adjusted souls who make a sport out of doxxing (deoxys, dorxing)

 

[chimpburgers]

Really anything here is fair game for random.txt.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kiwi-farms-reviews.11898/page-36#post-1472348

 

[ASU]

God damn, it's like when a clown pulls out that handkerchief and it just keeps pulling out more and more, only instead of a handkerchief it's an interconnected string of batshit trannies.