random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[AnOminous]

It's bad enough that it only takes one asshole to ruin things for everyone. Now they have to ruin things for people halfway around the world who've never even heard of them.

They probably got some SJW bitching and complaining.

Wild guess it was an American who just flipped out and didn't know what the fuck they were talking about.

The pointed hood is called a "capirote" and, of course, has nothing to do with the KKK.

 

[Krampus]

"UGH! I hate reality for making me go through all this Worse Stress and Mental Torture!"

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-12-26-lulu-suspends-chriss-account.15810/

 

[sugoi-chan]

Lastly Juntaro this is your one and only warning and I dont care what you think. Either you remove this link or I will be getting this thread in the hands of the police and filing criminal charges against you for as much as I can including crimanal harrasment, Cyber Stalking, and Slander.

You have 24 Hours.

 

[XH 502]

tl;dr thirty-nine million sperm, and this is the one that made it.

 

[NegaCWC]

"Where were all of you when I was abused and thrown out of my home for being too autistic to handle?"

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chloe...ble-tranny-twosome.9216/page-115#post-1350811

 

[Watcher]

"You are a fucking sped. If banning you wouldn't trigger an autistic backlash it'd be justifiable at this point. Stop shitting up legitimate threads with your lazy, passive-aggressive shitposting. You've been in these threads for half a fucking year."

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mgtow-men-going-their-own-way.10373/page-18#post-1350456

@DuskEngine @WanderingVagabond

 

[Bluebird]

I GOT KERMIT THE FROG ON ONE LINE ASKING ME A QUESTION, THEN HE'S ON ANOTHER ONE PORKING MISS PIGGY!
True capitalist radio 3/30/16

 

[Dork Of Ages]

View attachment 80577

"Requests for me eating my own cum will not be honored due to the fact that there is very little to zero ejaculate when I cum"

 

[YI 457]

Cuck Norris: "a group of non-believing farmers from new zealand"

 

[JU 199]

I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO MY COUNTRY *implodes*

 

[VLAD]

I'M NOT A PERVERT, I TRY TO SCREW JUST ABOUT EVERY CHICK I MEET

 

[sugoi-chan]

"Well, let me tell you something: God doesn't have a breast."

From this video: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bob-m...ypse-bacon-bisexual.18655/page-6#post-1350519

 

[CatParty]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/untitled-png.80852/

"Procreating with the tranny class"

 

[Chicken Dippers]

"This website is a terrible website" from Null's best pal

 

[Splendid]

<21:27:19> "Liquid Squirtle": So these stories are about freeing the hero's throbbing accumulation of the ultimate expression of manness from his denim prison

 

[Randy Lahey]

"I DON'T LIKE CHRISTMAS, NOBODY GIVES ME GIFTS!" - Ghost

 

[GandT]

"I'm telling you right now to stop. S. O. T. P. Stop." - Bob McKim

One from the archives that's worth watching just for the great line at 4.17, "Stop! S! O! T! P!" Because you have to love a man with a doctorate and multiple degrees who struggles with four letter words.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sf31nc4itcY(Trigger warning: Renee's disgusting leg sores)

 

[VLAD]

Lulz are not an end in themselves. Lulz are a weapon of the race war.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Stop talking about 9/11 while I'm jerking off, its not right for random text.

 

[女鬼]

"You are now comparing me to Buffalo Bill which is actually one of my triggers."

From Richard Jones/@LightningPrincess