random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Loxiozzz]

So basically I'm pretty sure Kiwifarms is a self-help program. Thanks, Null.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/wayne-lambright.8793/page-5#post-1317037

"a website called kiwifar dot ms. And I realize that's "Kiwi Farms" but they turned the word "farms" into a .ms domain. Kind of a dumb idea. Tried to be clever, and you ruined it."

"Should have just bought kiwifarms.com. Anytime you've gotta explain the cuteness of your domain you've lost people's interest. Anytime you're educating people you're not making money. Teachers don't make money."

 

[Cthulu]

Let's be real here... this site is a cesspool of a-logging, trolling and retardation.

 

[CatParty]

He's not wrong

 

[BiggerJ]

He's not wrong

He is in the eyes of everyone who's redefined trolling to justify it to themselves. Example.

 

[DoshesToDoshes]

He is in the eyes of everyone who's redefined trolling to justify it to themselves. Example.

Let's face it. Once people on the internet decide to take a word, it loses it's meaning. Example: Gender.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Ryuuzaki (L)]

Ive never heard of a man trying to get ISIS to be his personal army

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

"I wish that @Pepsi would just stop posting already, he's such a faggot"

 

[AnOminous]

"Would you trigger me? I'd trigger me HARD!"

Love it when cows tell you their triggers.

 

[Lorento]

I've used you retards for my advantage like how I used Encyclopaedia Dramatica.

From this thread. God damn, what a line.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/egali...-obsession-spammer-of-interracial-porn.18367/

 

[The 25th Cyberman]

Cakes a pretty hard to send over the Internet, dragon dildos, on the other hand, are quite easy.

From @Emiya Kiwitsugu's profile.

 

[chimpburgers]

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jacob-baugh-quintessential-basement-dweller.18385/

"I smelled my mom's pussy whenever she used to wear these pants, and they were just caked and they were solid right there, they were like, STIFF!"

or alternatively

"I will say out of anger, and frustration, and complete depression, that I spent 120$ on panties and they weren't even used."

 

[Cuck Norris]

All of this without the Twitter handle tags.

 

[YI 457]

[Unintelligible]

Source:

 

[VLAD]

"Joshua Moon, I hope your site crashes sometime in the near future." --@Connor Bible in chat

 

[SP 199]

I've had sex with a couple of dolls - Slade

 

[Splendid]

I've had sex with a couple of dolls - Slade

This so many times.
I cannot emphasize this enough.
We just played this over and over all movie night.

I think that in the full quote he admits that they're customers' dolls too.

 

[DZ 305]

"This ghost is gonna tell me how to survive something I already did"