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[HG 400]

Your thread Top Ten Reasons Philosophy Zombie is a stupid fat dumb asian retarded slut who should die was moved to a different forum. Reason: nigga nigga what smack yo bitches.booty when u bustin a nut

 

[Randall Fragg]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2631.jpg?1452032152 2 minutes agoShavedSheep
2. updated the MOTD: Clown Doll 1 minute ago Clown Doll: @ Jonzun, I wonder how badly Chris would scream if a niggo raped him

 

[Coster]

you wanna know what the difference is between you and I, autism?

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

Like I said "do skeletons really have to follow physics correctly".

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

I don't think it's right or wrong to molest children. I have no opinion on the matter. What other people do is their business.

 

[CatParty]

Why is it, that many lolcows are drawing shitty Sonic OCs?

 

[CatParty]

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

i got the names of all you brothers that rated me autistic
making a list and checking it twice
im gonna date your mom for a protracted period of time and then break up with her without giving a full reason and shes gonna think shes not in love with my dad anymore but she is
RIIIICCCC FLLLLAAAAAAIIIIIRRRRRR

also im nearly 15 so suck my dick

 

[JU 199]

Kiwi Farms threads on Gen Zed are FILLED with ignorance, conspiracy theories, lies, bullshit and even more bullshit. But by all means, keep adding to them as it just means more publicity for the show. Pew pew!

 

[John Daker]

12:47 dexter dexter: i will now be reporting kiwi farms to the federal police for contemplating on getting isis to host them

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

F.Y.I. Kiwi Farms is ran by Satanic people who probably cut themselves with daggers like most cults do! The're {sic} lowlifes who get a fucking kick out of making fun of people with autism because they have no fucking souls and I highly doubt they'll get into heaven!

 

[Handsome Pete]

 

[Randall Fragg]

It's hard! And are you people gonna judge entire FANDOMS based on individual members? Instead of saying "oh, here's one weird fan of X, let's blanket term them all. Don't get me wrong! I came here to make fun of people as well! However, I DIDN'T come to make fun of entire FANDOMS . Just because whoever is weird about whatever doesn't mean they're all like this.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

More particularly, we are told that the website url: http://kiwifarms.net is being used to help propagate Pedophilia content.

 

[Piaxy]

It's a JOKE. Did you guys HONESTLY believe I was from a moon of Neptune with no atmosphere?

 

[wagglyplacebo]

I've been here for about 30 minutes and can already tell how terrible this community is, this is my last post here. Fuck all of you.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/f-list-horrorcows.11319/page-11#post-1232259

 

[Venusaur]

I have 2 from SC chats:
"null changed my name to a really gross name"
and
"kiwifarms is actually fairly similar to world of warcraft forums"

 

[CatParty]

"transmen, you are like creamy chicken broccoli pasta"
"mixed race people, you are a lamp"
"white men i wanna marry your buffalo chicken cream farts"

 

[AnOminous]

There are people on this planet who actually put these words into these orders.

Praise Jesus!

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

and then hotwheels tries to get out of his chair but he cant because he is disabled and he forgot so cat picks him up and covers him with vasoline and slides his entire upper body up into nulls ass and this works because he is small.