random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[chimpburgers]

Seriously this needs a place here, it's already featured on the front page but people have to click another time to fully see everything and I liked it enough anyway:

"It's you and your friends who are daily watching for any information that you can get about Jenny's day-to-day life. There was a 60 page thread on Kiwifarms for fucks sake, documenting almost every new tweet and video Jenny posted. And the usual suspects were participating in that thread, including the "innocent" JJ and others from your crowd. Thankfully someone with good sense shut that entire shit show down."

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jenny...-scammer-tax-cheat.14348/page-69#post-1183406

 

[Holdek]

Chaos Object Energy doesn't last as long as a woman's scorn.

 

[APerson]

Oh, and given I've no intention of ever returning to KF, I've effectively castrated you.

 

[VLAD]

"MALE PRONOUNS ARE PUNISHABLE BY DEATH!!!"

 

[chimpburgers]

From Twitter:

 

[Smutley]

Jessica: (looks at my butt) You have toasted buns
Me: That and my Italian breasts could make a bitchin' chicken parmesan sub
Jessica: (drools)

From Jordan's facebook post

 

[Dr. Meme]

You can have a scenario where an asexual man is more turned on by his girlfriends' clothes and than his girlfriend. I can't really imagine how that conversation would go.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Clowns like him are a blight on the anime fan scene. I bet anime fans (such as me) hate him much more than you do for letting people think (or giving people the excuse to think), that every anime fan is a brain-damaged weeaboo fuckhead like him.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-R77wCPQ1BA

Please, please can someone set up a fart male white orgy for free for me?

 

[Luminous Being]

"Your forum is for laughing at people. Now, you're laughing at an actual intellectual guy who has a social life. You're laughing at me? I mean, when people hear this they're gonna be laughing at you!" - Charles "The Professor" Gellman, manhood101.com

 

[CatParty]

from the latest VNT videos

"Accidentally pee my own underwear, and then whenever I enter into some kind of my classrooms I get smelled of piss, a urine, everyone just making a complaint, "Hey mister, you got a smell of your own piss in your own underwear."'

 

[JU 199]

this forum is nothing but a hivemind dedicated to cyberbullying retards.

 

[APerson]

Null, your reign of terror is at an end. Delete Kiwi Farms now, or face my justice, punk.

or

This misogynistic collection of internet trolls have been bullying proud supporters of social justice for too long.

or

My name is Robert, and I will unleash my inner demons to destroy you, Kiwi Farms.

http://thekiwikiller.tumblr.com

 

[John Daker]

Chubby's grumpy.

"Also, for the record, I am not chubby. I am your nightmare."

 

[Darwin Watterson]

WHY HASNT SOMEONE THINK OF THIS YET A CREAM THAT GOES INSIDE UR ASS TO COOL DOWN WHEN U RIP ASS AND BURNS SO BADLY

Hell, pretty much everything Striker says is hilarious.

 

[ForTheHoard]

"Reblog if you believe white cucks shouldn’t be allowed to cum"

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/image-png.67202/

 

[Randall Fragg]

Dammit you foiled my evil plan once again. Back to PussyDestroying101 for me!

Another innocent guy victim of dumb internet mobsters.

 

[Randall Fragg]

I hope Tiffany drives to 14BC and shanks Chris in his estrogel-covered flabby gut with a steak knife.

 

[CatParty]

You guys know this is not line of the day right?