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[YI 457]

But I suppose.. the whole drive to Ohio, the medal shoved up the bumm etc. etc. may have had a harmful effect on his mental health.

 

[melty]

The real reason nice meme stopped working is because, depending on your browser, glitches could sometimes happen.

It happened to me, and that's why I dont advocate its return.

 

[Maruukat]

No. I am sat here in a fucking UNIVERSITY LECTURE in tears as I type this. I'm trying to hide my crying from my uni classmates and lecturer because it's fucking embarrassing.

I am revealing my powerlevel here but I have Asperger's Syndrome and still live with my parents. This is VITAL info. IF the police come to my house, I will be made homeless as I have already had the police at my door for petty incidents in the past.

 

[Ruin]

The shit? What thread is this from?

 

[Darwin Watterson]

 

[Mr. 0]

[REDACTED]

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

you're just assholes, you have issues, you make yourselves feel better by feeding on others who you see as weaker but are maybe actually kinda stronger.

 

[MegasHant]

YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO PURPOSE ON THIS EARTH WHATSOEVER

 

[Peace and Harmony]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YH7P0_mxTPE

"Y'all don't my videos, fuck come fucking near me. I'm lettin' y'all know now. I'm a angry black nigga bitch."

 

[Cuck Norris]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/6/6495.jpg?1446391090 A moment agoFallensaint:
   If I had a life do you think I'd use this website? Nooooooo

 

[Dr. Meme]

That's an inappropriate question. I've never been 300 pounds, anyway. The highest I was at was 270, and then was 2 weeks ago. I'm now at a stable 260, and dropping.

 

[cans.wav]

I just got out of the shower

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

This has to be the work of that furry Christian Weston Chandler....

 

[Vorkken]

Also, yeah, I'm into a lot of gore/guro stuff because, oooh, newsflash, I'm fucked up.

 

[Zeorus]

CWC is the root of all evil. Kiwi Farms and CWC cannot exist without the other. The only solution to the Kiwi Farms problem is to well, be rid of both - because they are two sides of the same fucking coin.

 

[Mr. 0]

SOURCE: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/gamergate-iii-rise-of-the-machines.8619/page-198#post-1075425

Well, effectively what we've discovered is that, yes, there is in fact a fucking Illuminati.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

"Bloody hell, It's like you're a mentally deficient Christian kid but your not talking about god and shit."

/cow/, on @SunLightStreak

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

"No one on here gives a shit and no one will ever respect you or your dick's pronouns."

 

[Mr. 0]

You have reached the web frontend for a private services box, leased to individuals and organizations.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Fanfiction is a window into the most honest common human desires inside a medley of alien planets that is the way they see the world.