random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CatParty]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/anarchaprincess-placidposies-why-the-hate.12854/

If you know me by my birth name, keep using it irl but not online. I don’t want to be outed and killed lol same for my pronouns.

 

[Holdek]

I spent today drinking vegetable juice and bathing like some sort of autistic monk.

 

[DuskEngine]

Apparently people here have huge personal issues with Bronies, pregnancy fetishes and vore fetishes.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

A pregnancy or vore fetish is nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[Watcher]

I'm pretty sure that the average Wizardchan poster is more intelligent and more self aware than the average Kiwifarms poster.

 

[Soew]

My mind began to flash content I had seen from here, which while that may sound retarded, it began to occur to me that I couldn't get my mind off of the things I had learned/seen. I spent today drinking vegetable juice and bathing like some sort of autistic monk

from this threads OP https://kiwifarms.net/threads/im-leaving-the-farms.12864/

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

Who are you to call my piss "waste"?

 

[Watcher]

@ShavedSheep

 

[CatParty]

You opened this cesspit of a thread about me. So you better deal with the raunchy stench of my assburgers, lingering around your noses for years to come.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

There's nothing I want more than to fart on Lumiere after eating bean burritos.

 

[Dr. Meme]

I'm going to ask @Null for a perma-ban from the farms. I'm not going to come back.

 

[Cable 7]

1,000,000 posts, and we still haven't solved the mystery of what will happen to Chris-chan when Barb dies.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I'm a winner.

 

[Holdek]

When I throw my piss outside and the temperature outside is below freezing point, it instantly evaporates, flying around in the air city dwellers breathe: thousands of people have breathed my urine vapors.

 

[Rat Speaker]

"I like taking a whole large pizza folding it in half and calling it a pizza taco. Technically it's a calzone but i'll call it whatever I want."

quote from @MasterDisaster interview with PAB

 

[Dr. Meme]

Stop quoting yourself you sperg. It makes you look like an attention whore.

 

[Holdek]

What is GamerGate?

Eat a Dick

 

[Darwin Watterson]

I WILL GIVE YOU THE IRON CLAW

KENT CAN BENCH 300lbs DONT YOU FUCKING JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER.

 

[Cuck Norris]

 

[Watcher]

https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1338.jpg?1440927464 A moment ago Dynastia:
2 fists 1 rio

@Rio
@Dynastia