random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Ex Cummunicated Sasser HD]

I've got to know, where did this choice specimen originate? :"when i was twelve my sister was thirteen, i tricked her into losing her virginity to a dog”

 

[Meowthkip]

It’s almost like wasting all his money on drawings of bread and deforestation was a bad idea in the long run.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

"You love me? Are you whiffin' my crotch? Well, then I don't believe you, poo poo. "
source

 

[MediocreMilt]

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Sorry if this does not make much sense I am a bit drunk.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Sorry if this does not make much sense I am a bit drunk.

Super cuck alert!

 

[MediocreMilt]

Wait, is that Hitler?

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/a-mothers-warning-if-you-have-white-teen-sons-listen-up.62502/

 

[Scandinadian Bacon]

The more posts that a person has in Articles & Happenings, the more regularly the .txt "lol calm down" should appear.

 

[SevenEightNine]

At some point, we're going to have to give serious consideration to giving up on humanity and uplifting the cockroaches as a replacement species.

 

[Bessie]

if you people want to get me for my online shitposting you're going to have to make it through the lubed up hallway full of spikes and dildos first.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I'm dead naming a cartoon character, what has my life and the world come too?

Originally posted in random Chris updates after he brought up Ed bighead

 

[TV's Adam West]

I wouldn't even rape you

White niggers

My girlfriends daughter

 

[Meowthkip]

Now the dead horse has been exhumed and you know Hussie has always had a weird thing with horses.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

The first time I was called an “activist teacher” it was meant as an insult. It’s also the moment when I knew I had the power to move people, even if it was moving them to insult me.

 

[Floop]

fuck you trolls

Spoiler: It’s even funnier in context

 

[Mushroom Soup]

Whoa is me

Graeme Kelly the brony

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

CURSE HILLARY CLINTON BEFORE YHWH TO BURN IN HELL AND HER BITCH FAMILY.

MAY THE DEVIL GET THE PLEASURE OF SMELLING HER ROTTEN WHORE PUS FILLED VAG FOR ETERNITY.

A cow-in-thread special. Request per here.

 

[Glitched_Humanity]

but...mah freedoms....

 

[TV's Adam West]

ONE FOR ME AND ONE FOR MY HOOKER

I'm with autism

Now banned in Australia

 

[Floop]

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but...mah freedoms....

Wasn’t there that one discord screenshot of Yandere dev saying “I don’t think free speech should apply to slander” in the peak of the drama?

 

[NoFeline]