random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

a 3x3x3 cube of niggers is known as Rubix Nood

If I want to fry my chicken in 5w-30 I'm going to fry my chicken in 5w-30 you oilist bigot

I am literally begging them to get real problems.

Someone in my family calls his best buddy "shamrock nigger."

No, the accepted slur for Irish descended people such as myself is "potato nigger"

Omae wa mou shinderu, Sutoka-kun.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I didn't know what an ABDL was so I looked it up and now I feel very depressed. Thank God I'm on Tor right now.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

This thread has no bobs, this thread has no vagene. It is an abyss of negative izzat.

 

[The Nothingness]

Retardation.

Simple as that.

 

[DickMain]

Is this the right place to bitch about Indians in the Western world?

 

[polyester]

stop fighting on the penis thread you're breaking my immersion

 

[Dr. Butt]

HELP, COLONIALISM IS MAKING ME TAKE MY PANTS OFF AND RUN THROUGH THE STREETS NAKED!

 

[FrogMinutes]

Ladyboy crisis averted (I have been banned from walmart)

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Nonhumans (such as blacks) have no rights.

I was happier with how my day was going before I opened this thread. Thanks for that.

Also your dick is weird looking and you look like two scoops of ice cream on two chicken legs.

I have no idea what the gorl drama is, but it sounds less funny than the sexpest jew getting doxed by a shoutacon or whatever the living fuck is going on today

You unutterable dolt. You clown-car fucktard.

Someone let the brapsows from Nulls Beauty Parlor out of the brapbarn and now they're running hog wild.

oh no don't try to backtrack now after you showed us all your uterine malfunction. Do you keep your failed pregnancies in a jar to remember the one night a year your husband remembers to touch you? Or do you just like to stare at them and remember how it felt when the lining ripped away and you knew in a few minutes you could watch the disappointment in your spouse's eyes as you told him "honey I'm sorry...we lost another..."

Women are the dumbest niggers I have ever seen

She only takes ACCOUNTABILITY when its tattooed along the length of MY penos

On my right bicep (which is engorged from years of punching women) im gonna get a new tattoo saying THE LAW and on my left (also engorged from years of choking women) THE MAN

this thread begs the question "Should we make it legal for men to hit their wives again?" I vote yes

What do you call the useless piece of skin around the embryo? A beauty parlor poster

But enchilada, I am a former fat kid with an Asian fetish

You are a current fat jeetess with a domestic violence fetish


Were a match made in the chaos under heaven

Just keep in mind, when you're arguing with CTR over the merits of Orthodox Jewry and Israel, you're arguing with a man who looks like this:

This reference makes me think you dont find old women hot. You just find women your age hot. They just happen to be old.

HMOFA enjoyers are the based and redpilled furries who want to raise 5 children with their loving anthro wife. Furfags want to jerk off to rainbow colored cartoon animals inflating their bellies and shitting their diapers. Know the difference!

Takes huge balls to say that on a forum powered by autism!

He strikes me as someone who gives blowjobs to strangers in airport bathrooms

Yeah. You're still a deranged fetishist, just not a delusional one.

4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719 Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; He'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.

I'm an incel chud, so real life women are functionally fictional anyway. Might as well go all in on the fantasy element in that case.

No no no. We are real, we exist. You just have to have literally zero standards because the women available to you (like me) are bottom trash tier.
Better to fantasise about fictional women, scalies or otherwise.

Being lazy is exactly why you use doordash, that's why I fucking pay you, minority on a bike, to deliver my food.

Dr. Don loves you, never forget it

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

poop and loud noise jokes with pho emotions on top

Is that what Vietnamese people feel?

 

[Among Us Gaming]

Until then, the logical move is to assume that everyone here is fat. They're calling it "Welper's Razor".

 

[Tasty Tatty]

"Anarchists."
Ok.
"United."
Wait.
"Foundation."
Huh?

 

[Autistic Joe]

Its Stephen King's Misery, but everyone is retarded.

 

[souschef]

Should I solicit dick pictures from Jews instead? Would that be better for saving the White race?

 

[Drip Torch]

I'm here to discuss the cock

 

[Drip Torch]

is that you Burt?

 

[Mushroom FemDom]

He jacked me off five minutes ago and I didn't reaize it until after the fact. It was basically a scene from Seven Samurai, except with cum.

 

[Mushroom FemDom]

Quick make a circle of protection with bacon!

 

[Sneaky lurker]

a ton of women are insecure now and feeling "unfeminine", cause they can not have luxurious doe eyes like a random arab has.

 

[Da Capo]

I like.chonese

This is why I doj5 like Trump pussy footinh boomer cuckold