random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Y2K Baby]

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"Joshua Moon knows some of his users are Alogs and #nazis" is really funny to me for some reason.

 

[CatParty]

do not dox the feds

 

[ColumbiaBinks]

Stan Lee Applause-O-Meter: Tangerines.

Vending machine tally: “O Come, All Ye Faithful,” as played by zithers.

Biggest crowd reaction moment: Pretzel bites pretzel bites pretzel bites.

https://film.avclub.com/the-28-hour-marvel-marathon-nearly-cost-our-writer-his-1798279197/amp

 

[Burgers in the ass]

"if they take away net neutrality, the only thing I’m paying for is to feed my neopets"

 

[Pina Colada]

Edgier than Shadow The Hedgehog slitting his wrist while listening to Evanescence and playing Devil May Cry.

 

[The Great Citracett]

"Yeah, I have my own share of issues, but these people put the nut in the nut house and they happen to be those nuts."

~Russell Greer, about KiwiFarms

 

[Antipathy]

When I was 14-ish, I remember that on few occasions, I did hump a plush rabbit - however, I just liked how the material he was made of felt. I still own that rabbit, and sometimes, I think he is judging me

 

[Tom Spring]

I'm not fucking finished, and the more I type, the more enraged I become in every plausible capacity. As in, I'm fuming. Why don't they get jobs? Why are they so resistant to self-improvement? They want to blame the SJW for the game being banned, but again, miscegenation? WHITE GENOCIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Clown Baby]

SO MANY MEN IN THE USA ARE HOMOSEXUAL MALE!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!! TRENT DEMANDS COCKS FOR HIS ANUS, MR MAGENTA COMES A RUNNING, AFRICAAAAAA!!!!

MOTHER FUCKING AFRICAAAAAA!!!!!!

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I said don't worry I've been shopping before the meet and walked over to a carrier bag I had brought with me and whipped out a bottle of virgin olive oil. I poured a glug over her fanny on my dick and continued pumping her fanny until I came.

 

[Bad Times]

"How bad was the autism?!" - From the Kraut and Tea thread, said by Andy Warski in a stream talking about Jean-France's girlfriend who was taken away by the goverment from him because she had autism, she ran away from her parents to live with him and the dad got the court to take her away.

 

[Jubileus]

those of us who r autists r in control of all things now, as I predicted back in 2010

https://twitter.com/therealroseanne/status/942974035004071937 (archive)

 

[PsychoNerd054]

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Sorry, you should read through the thread, we already did actually have a long in depth discussion about how people measure dicks across the world.

 

[IV 445]

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Except this senseless hate comes from nowhere. Psychology has proven that there is nothing wrong with hebephilia.

 

[IV 445]

 

[Gordon Cole]

"NO WE HAVE FUCKING NOT! WE HAVE NOT DONE A KNOCKOUT STUDY ON NIGGER DICK SIZE!"

"...We have done a knockout study..."

 

[Sperglord Dante]

"(There was a post about fantasizing about getting a trans man pregnant; I count that as violence)"

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[A Skeleton]

The the fuck does the Autistic symbol and a-log symbol mean? Yup, I'm new. So no damn hate. It's Christmas, mkay.

Dink Smallwood? More like Dink Coward.