random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Big Nasty]

Bible Black is pretty much THE dickgirl cartoon of the 2000s.

 

[Antipathy]

Ceremoniously make the thread reach as many pages as he is in pounds before succumbing to the sweet embrace of obese autistic death.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

"The woman just kept screaming and the boy just kept pounding her like he was in a porn movie. They both looked high as fuck,” said another employee.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

"Deathfromabove: wtf I love Osama now"

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

If you are in the market for a bulletproof VPS provider, please check out this form! I am looking to pre-register clients for a final solution to the hosting question.

 

[chadmuska]

Guys, we've been approaching crusader cat all wrong, THIS is how you troll a Christian furry

Spoiler: comic

"How DARE you force your views on the INTERNET where it's entirally within my power to look at them or not!!!!!"
"There's no God, WIKIPEDIA said so!!!!!!"
"It's a good thing I have the content filter on!"

 

[Diagonally slanted shelf]

@Tranhuviya: how to summon a succubus
@Tranhuviya: woops copypasted my google search in here by mistake.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

"you are talented, your work is amazing and they are just walking colostomy bags."

 

[MysteriousStranger]

"This was foolproof and nothing would or could go wrong."

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Princess Di was obviously a CIA nigger.

 

[Army Burger]

"all of your ips are getting loged nd u will be fbi'd"

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/r-incels.22268/page-107#post-2747586

 

[Kari Kamiya]

"I don't date deformed people," Taylor Swift simply said to me.

 

[Hellfire]

"Also..when I was running after guy 1 I was shouting 'Good fucking job mate, I'm a fucking tranny you faggot I could rape you†'"

https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/670136/well_some_random_guys_grabbed_my_ass_and_i_outed/

"I know im gonna sound pervy and im sorry if I am but Im gonna look into this [My Little Pony inflatable sex doll]"

 

[The Fool]

a month late and I have no idea if it was posted already but

Well it's just as a whole everyone here does not understand ABDL clearly. I do not shit in diapers, just urinate in them.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

"It means the game is over, there's no winner, and you're a poo-poo head." - Brad Watson, Miami

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/brad-watson-richard-bradshaw-watson.6801/page-1096#post-2751097

 

[Hellfire]

"she sent a bunch of furious legal threats to someone i know on here for putting hitler quotes on pictures of her"

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Probably no actual psychologist would ever post on this website unless they were under the influence of meth so take anything written with a grain of salt, its unlikely that anyone here is anything more than an armchair psychologist.

 

[Schwachkopf]

brrrraaaaaapppp

 

[The Great Citracett]

"She then began to suck me my penis. I was fully erect."

Or anything from Russell Greer's brothel story, really.

 

[Randall Fragg]

yes, an edgy internet teen that just so happened to be in the room when the word lulz was coined, that was there for LJD, ED, and early imageboard culture, that probably every site influential for building the internet culture you know has relied upon for technical expertise. that slowly built out lulz as a political dialectic over the course of a decade