random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[LofaSofa]

 

[Jeff Heaney]

 

[Hellfire]

"THEIR USERS HAVE "KILL COUNTS" IN THEIR BIOS!"

 

[purepowerlevel]

He's stupid and will throw money at things he doesn't need just to keep up an image that nobody else even notices or cares about. I'm amazed he's made it this far in life, to be honest.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

"...shitty dumb website"

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

"also im currently holding a clownman burger joint hostage until i get my fucking tendie memesauce."

@Lipitor

 

[El Porko Fako]

I liked this tweet about that "stupid fruit farm forum." Credit to @CatParty for finding it.

 

[purepowerlevel]

"It also saddens me how hip hop has degraded from having fun with expensive SUVs and big assed women to mumbling about muh feels over autotune while wearing skinny jeans."
@ForgedBlades

 

[BILLY MAYS]

We should take this cow to the factory dairy to tard cum all the lulzy tard cum out of the cow udders and then pasteurise it with trolling for more lulzy tard cum.

 

[Clown Baby]

I say we take out their servers directly by shutting off their cooling fans causing them to melt. @coolbreeze88

 

[Lunachu]

"I think a DDOS is in order... If we don't cripple all their servers, we're all fucked"

from @coolbreeze88

 

[melty]

Dr. Crane affirms that it is totally logical to finger your trans cunts.

 

[A Skeleton]

"they wont let me get GIRL DICK knuck tats

"

 

[Sperglord Dante]

"Honestly, I've gotten a better sex education by being an out disabled trans bi-dyke who likes to fuck than I would've ever gotten in school or otherwise," Tyler tells Broadly.

 

[ICametoLurk]

the DMCA Death Star is fully charged and ready to blast those Antifa fuckers from existence.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/allen...0-webmaster16-axis.35266/page-58#post-2683096

 

[Positron]

"Being a bad ally does make you an irredeemable enemy."

 

[Antipathy]

"So I was browsing weird cartoon porn, and then I saw something really weird."
-Kiwi Farms, 2016

We're close. A few more spergs and the Autism Singularity will be formed.

 

[Staffy]

You are not a sleep-deprived admin. You are a cunt-deprived shitbag.

https://forum.zdoom.org/viewtopic.php?f=61&t=56092

 

[CatParty]

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Mistake on scale; my bad.