random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Hypodermic Johnny]

>tfw you go see what girly gossip the dainty little ladies in the Beauty Parlor are yapping about and they're all actually gathered around bunch of corpses and mutant babies.

The Hartley Hooligans and Jahi McMaths/Mama Nails threads are fucking wild rides, man.

 

[m0rnutz]

i literally hate not being able to play games during the day so fucking much because my parents can’t stop jerking off in front of their giant fucking tv listening to the same songs they have for 20 fucking years over and over

 

[Alex "Idominatio" Figueroa]

Animal Control.. Mostly cause it fits the naming of the other boards and doesn't make us sound like we're on a witch hunt.

aren't we tho

Yes but it doesn't make us SOUND like we are

Even the literal nazis called them 'concentration camps' and that probably sounded delightful before the fact

 

[Alex "Idominatio" Figueroa]

i think that's a tranny
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this one too?
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"I am mentally deficient"
"Well, at least you understand that."

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Remember that episode of The Magic Soulbus when Mizz Frizz took the class to Ancient Egypt, saw what color the Pharoah was, and angrily ordered the kids to get back on the bus?

 

[D.Va]

 

[CatParty]

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


Sometimes the beholder is a disgusting pervert with a scat fetish.

 

[DZ 305]

Call me a Nigger again and I will hire hackers to hunt you down so I can shit down your throat.

 

[Diagonally slanted shelf]

you are the piss of your neighbour.

 

[Florence]

Whore. You're dead in upcoming neorx uprising. CHODA. TONGJIP!

 

[Florence]

[Aug 13, 2017 at 8:07 PM] @Melchett: @King n Yellow, yeah and orange picking is the sort of shit millenials would whine about

[Aug 13, 2017 at 8:07 PM] @Melchett: in the hot sun, bent over slightly picking plants

 

[sbm1990]

Jesus wasn't a kike, he was only pretending.

 

[The Iconoclast]

http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/post/164178508365/what-is-kiwifarm/embed
http://archive.is/gp717

[It's a] Neo-Nazi website where the users stalk those they consider “mentally deficient” and spread rumors about them in order to feel better about their own miserable lives.

 

[The Iconoclast]

Sorry @The Fool

One time I was such a bigot I banned myself from having gay sex

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Life is a cartoon; we are all the characters of the larger; the cartoons we make are part of our own universe; we're all a reality cartoon.

 

[Null]

Life is a cartoon; we are all the characters of the larger; the cartoons we make are part of our own universe; we're all a reality cartoon.

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
William Shakespeare

 

[CatParty]

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
William Shakespeare

just like sonichu, copy/pasted from another source and made waaaay more autistic

 

[TaterBot]

"well waddya know? both you nasty nitwits have been elevated to mod status and i can't block you."
Tommy Tooter, 8-15-2017

 

[Positron]

I can be quite the actress. Even In Simulating Other Fonts from other people.
-- Chris.