random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I would like to re-submit.

"I decided to film myself eating to death and fucking my gut flabs for an audience of fetishists but I draw the line at talking to people with anime avatars, a guy's gotta have standards"

 

[Ruin]

video games are a different industry than white supremacy

Brianna Wu in a recent interview.

 

[Fork Cartel]

[Even if it is dangerous,] one would think the north koreans of all people would know what they're doing

none other than-

North Korea liberates American student it condemned to 15 years of hard labor

 

[BILLY MAYS]

It's all i had. My bank account is down to 80 cents.

 

[HOMO INSPECTUS]

Amelia or some other beautiful girl is going to marry me soon if you don't hurry up and get your beautiful ass here in my bed to sleep with me and watch tv 24 hours per day.

 

[Gordon Cole]

 

[OwO What's This?]

Ya'll should transcribe screenshots so it can be simply copy-pasted.

 

[ES 148]

Suggestion which has probably been requested already:
Provide a link with each piece of random.txt, so the actual random.txt as shown up top can be made into a hyperlink to the source. Makes finding new and interesting things to laugh at much easier.

 

[Zarkov]

"My social experiment and stress relief protocols have gone wrong for me on a Chernobyl level."

From https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jan-harmond-dacion-yoshi-jan_d3.25227/page-24

EDIT: Post 477

 

[Kataomoi00]

"NYUK! "
From Chris Chan

 

[The American Hedgehog]

"Some people over-think or over-examine even the simplest of things. Ugh."

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2017/06/caitlyn-jenner-makes-gay-joke-gun-violence/

 

[CatParty]

"ha autism"

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Also, I do tend to urinate into a repurposed cat litter container rather than pee into a toilet, but I don't crap in it.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, I do tend to urinate into a repurposed cat litter container rather than pee into a toilet, but I don't crap in it.

The things I miss when I skip insanely long textwalls by autistic pedophiles.

 

[The Kebab and Calculator]

I am not less talented than people who are not talented

Show your face..you mentally ill wacko

You keep breeding...stop....do not breed....you have DNA damage....

I made some videos about how terrible you are as people. You should delete this horribly abusive thread...

There is a reason your pussy is broken....you abuse your poor cat....

Could be dozens more. A truly wonderful cow.

 

[SuicideIsPainless]

Also, I do tend to urinate into a repurposed cat litter container rather than pee into a toilet, but I don't crap in it.

Most of his posts are autistic as shit, but incredibly boring. This gem stuck out though

 

[Ruin]

Next time try asserting your dominance by pissing on her leg and showing off your literacy skills.

 

[ICametoLurk]

I know I'm :late: on this, but there's nothing criminal about keeping nude photos of underage girls. Using them for sexual gratification is a felony, yes, but admiring the form of pure, innocent, malleable girls between the ages of 12 and 16 is something everyone does to a certain extent. Think of it akin to appreciating Greco-Roman sculptures. Nudity = / = pornography, no one faps to images of Zeus or Amphitrite.

 

[IV 445]

Spoiler

They bring this to themselves, do you guys remember the salt over Altlanta vs Patriots when they decided to make it a racial issue.


Dreams do come true


I actually liked the pre-teen orgy in "IT" and thought it was hot, then again I was 12 too, just like the characters, now is really creepy, I'm not delutional enough to believe this doesn't happen, especially in broken homes. Hell, consent age here is 12 because we know that teens can't keep it in their pants but it was creepily romaticized. He's definetely a pedo.


/pol/ really is being an asshole here, but tbh youtube deleting comments is not making a case for themselves.


I actually liked the first two movies, they really shat the bed when they decided to copy the last two movies page by page, those could've been a good ONE movie.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

I've been undercover in the r/waifuism community for quite some time now.