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[TL 611]

@Valiant
Sorry to burst bubbles, but some noob mod edited Mike's post to say that. He never actually said that.

 

[SpessCaptain]

damn you. damn you to hell.

 

[Cthulu]

i see nothing here but mean, stupid people trying to deny my right to exist and peacefully enjoy the internet free from the intrusive behavior of creepy sociopathic alt right tranny chasing perverted frat boys

 

[Mungo]

I have this awkward autistic attraction to women who shoplift.

 

[Cthulu]

 

[Gordon Cole]

"kiwifarms also comes with the edgy fucking “heh, did i trigger a speshul snoe fleyk with muh fedora tipzzzxxxzxz????? topkek xDDD” that gives you the worst case of fremdschämen you never thought you would ever have"

 

[Null]

@Sexy Times Hitler speaking of fremdschamen ... might be too long though.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Man, you bastards are the reason I get no sleep.

 

[CatParty]

https://archive.is/1vV6Q

My name is John. I, John am not gay and never have been gay and do not want any gay man or boy or transgender person to contact me.

 

[Hellfire]

"BUT THE DIFFERENCE DEAR IS - US MASTERBATORS AREN'T ASKING YOU TO FUND THE CLEANUP OF OUR CUM OFF OUR HAND...GET IT? GREAT!"

 

[alex_theman]

People may tell you they like your baby. They're lying, though. Everyone hates babies.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Milo is a girl, who claims she is a boy, but also says that she is "non-binary" (meaning neither gender)....yet wears makeup and dresses like a girl. Essentially, she doesn't have gender dysphoria or wants to transition, but still wants to earn the same special progressive stack points of actual trans people.

It's basically someone claiming an apple is banana, while claiming it is neither an apple or a banana, but the fruit in question is round and red.

 

[Positron]

"I just picked up my estrogen with my boobs! #TransPride"

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

They can get estrogen from horse fresh piss like nature intended.

 

[WeeGee]

You're lucky I haven't gone to the police about this place for releasing personal information.

 

[ICametoLurk]

We seriously just watched a blue alien rape an autistic girl.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Some choice sayings from our old pal @SolidMario/@DarthChaos

No. It was BlackbusterCritic's fault! He's the reason this damn thread exists! I hope he finds me Irl. Because when he does, I'm gonna be ready. When he does, I'm gonna kill him!

There was no assrape!

It's not porn, you idiot!

There was no sexual molestation! What the hell is your problem!

That's going to cause a public disaster!

Wasn't talking to you about the incest stuff, stupid.

 

[Ballo]

Well, woop de doo for him! Because I will never forgive him for what he did to me!

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Hmmmmmm, a community made almost entirely of wealthy, white, idle women that focuses on superficial looks is toxic as fuck? Pffffffffft, that's just a pack of lies spread by the patriarchy.

What a strange angry frilly world.

 

[zedkissed60]

"a deadly weapon, to-wit: a Tweet"

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kurt-...e-at-him-on-twitter.29261/page-4#post-2139118