Random Tumblr posts

[A.Shitposter]

April Fools Day is triggering, you guys!

Spoiler: Lots of Tumblr Bullshit

Honestly if you lose all sense of reality by people making shitty jokes and lying to you, you probably shouldn't be on the internet.

Edit:

Spoiler: Tumblr is doing an April Fools thing prepare yourselves for more posts about how triggered tumblr kids are.

 

[BensonGumballz]

This person cares way too much about Seth Macfarlane's sperm.

 

[fishercat]

So, every year the Tumblr staff pulls a prank on their users. Last time, they gave everyone's avatars top hats. This time, they made it so that if you clicked on a very obvious joke button it turns your dashboard into an early 2000s office worker thing. Complete with new icons:

And their own version of Clippy.

Now, this is just a joke and it's only gonna last one day.

And people are already complaining about it.

 

[Hat]

Tumblr has taught me why exactly trannies—particularly black trannies—choose to transition.

Source

 

[seagull]

Assorted overreactions to the April Fool's Joke.
https://archive.today/chVNj
https://archive.today/PMAp2


"Just log out"

 

[A.Shitposter]

Spoiler: WEBSITES CHANGING MAKES ME QUESTION REALITY!1

Seriously, get off the internet if you can't even handle April Fools.

Assorted overreactions to the April Fool's Joke.
https://archive.today/chVNj
https://archive.today/PMAp2


"Just log out"
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"I am triggered by a copier with googly eyes but look at how edgy I am with my death threats at staff lol"

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

April Fools Day is triggering, you guys!

Spoiler: Lots of Tumblr Bullshit

It's a good thing none of these people are sports fans because they would be having conniptions with the ESPN.com redesign.

 

[fishercat]

People were complaining about last April Fools, too.

 

[AnOminous]

Why is it not legal to kill these people as an April Fool's joke?

 

[Meowthkip]

Assorted overreactions to the April Fool's Joke.
https://archive.today/chVNj
https://archive.today/PMAp2


"Just log out"
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I remember why I fucking love Tumblr.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

Spoiler: Massive Tumblr Butthurt Over A Cartoon Copy Machine

 

[A.Shitposter]

Spoiler: Massive Tumblr Butthurt Over A Cartoon Copy Machine

I don't think unreality is a real medical condition.

Just don't go on the computer how fucking hard is it to not be insufferable?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Anxiety and triggers- really? Because of a video about spreadsheets??

These fucking people omg. How about staying away from tumblr today? I mean don't they have a life outside of their internet hugbox??

Who am I kidding of course not.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

Found another one that was too good not to share:

 

[Meowthkip]

Spoiler: Massive Tumblr Butthurt Over A Cartoon Copy Machine

 

[NanoBlockEnthusiast]

Would it be wishful thinking to say maybe the Tumblr staff did this on purpose to see if they could get the special snowflakes to just leave? I really want to think this was their plan all along.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Found another one that was too good not to share:

Fucking hilarious. I mean it could be a troll but I've seen so much insane crap on tumblr that it's hard to distinguish trolls from actual idiots.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

I identify as coppygendered and find all the hate very triggering.

 

[MayMay]

April fools joke? I think you mean weapons of mass triggering!

Though it did get me to actually activate Coppy.
It's kinda distracting but that's about it. :V

 

[Positron]

Tumblr is so oppressive to xeroxkinx.