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Randall Fragg said:
Wow. We found people who fail harder at science than creationists. Bravo.
I like the tidbit at how male sex cells prevent woman from evolving to be asexual. Because evolution is totally a conscious process and not the result of beneficial mutations.
That on the level of "if human's evolved from chimpanzees, why are there still chimpanzees?"
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Made even more hilarious by the fact that the benefit male sex cells had on evolution was essentially doubling its speed. Sexual reproduction makes a lot more sense from an adaptation standpoint than asexual.

Without sperm cells, they wouldn't have even had the sentience to type stupid rambles on Tumblr. We'd be lucky just to not be still stuck in the ocean.
 
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The damn whiteys are appropriating our need to have people compliment us on our skin colour and bitch and whine when we tell them their worthless white asses should kill themselves. GET THEM!!

Hoo boy, of all the times you could just ignore annoying attention craved teenagers, now would be the optimal time. They didn't spam the fucking #blackout tag with their own selfies they're just being teenagers who want people to tell them that they're attractive and that they matter. Calm down.
 
2Spoopy said:
Same but also with the word "protect."

As in "protect our (insert whatever: trans, black girls, otherkin, bears, very small rocks) at all costs uwu."

Anytime I read a variation of that, I audibly groan.
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Nah, some of them's are important. Like PROTECT LIL B AT ALL COSTS.
 
A.Shitposter said:
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The damn whiteys are appropriating our need to have people compliment us on our skin colour and bitch and whine when we tell them their worthless white asses should kill themselves. GET THEM!!

Hoo boy, of all the times you could just ignore annoying attention craved teenagers, now would be the optimal time. They didn't spam the fucking #blackout tag with their own selfies they're just being teenagers who want people to tell them that they're attractive and that they matter. Calm down.
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Looking at that chart, I would like to point out one thing about skinheads: The groups itself isn't all racist. There are those that are literally against racism. Also, the box that ends with "sweetie" makes me think back to one Tumblr user that despises SJW's.
 
BensonGumballz said:
A real thing that the Tumblr kids fake.
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i hate that tumblr does that. i'm not sure if i've REALLY experienced dissociation because self-diagnosis is fucking stupid, but there was this time that was similar when i was younger that i freaked out and thought i was watching myself do things and didn't have any control. it was terrifying!! they trivialize real things and i haaaate it.

esp. the ones who WANT to be autistic when there are real people out there dealing with it...

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I found a funny thing: http://tumblr-argument-generator.lokaltog.net
If you know tumblr you know that's 100% true.


DROP DEAD!!!! you should stop desexualizing tulpaplatonic & gyneromantic-supporting princexes, you binary-elitist misogynist!!!!!! leave demispecies-associating transmen alone, you binary-elitist radscum!!!!!!! DON'T MENTION FUCKING NON-GENDER LABELS, IT'S TERRIBLY TRIGGERING TO ME!!!!!! ADDRESS ME AS "XE/XEM/XYR", YOU GENDER-ELITIST RADSCUM!!!!!!! FUCK YOUR FUCKING UTERUS-BEARER KYRIARCHY, YOU THIN-NORMATIVE FEMINAZI!!!! HOW FUCKING DIFFICULT IS IT TO JUST RESPECT THAT APPEARANCE DISCRIMINATION KEEPS ME FROM HAVING ANY GODDAMN RIGHTS!!!! feel free to unfollow &/or block/ignore me.
 
fishercat said:
I'll post the picture here for you.

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Variations of this story have been floating around chainmails since the 90's.

But since most of the userbase is made up of teenagers, they have never been exposed to this shit before and they don't bother to check Snopes either.
 
reblogged by our good pal springtrapp, but i don't think it warrants a post in their thread
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"u did some bad things" oh like murdering children. it's alright tho! just be nice uwu
 
Meowzers said:
reblogged by our good pal springtrapp, but i don't think it warrants a post in their thread
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"u did some bad things" oh like murdering children. it's alright tho! just be nice uwu
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I bet Phone Guy likes cinnamon rolls almost as much as he loves hot dogs.
 
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