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Ho Mo for Women said:
Tumblr hypocrisy at it's finest. If this were a white person in blackface, they'd be doxxed and threatened with rape, torture, and death, but if it's the inverse, they get asspats from fellow Tumblrinas.
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inb4 they get offended at it thinking it could be interpreted as making fun of Muslims because of the hood
 
Very Gnawty said:
Saw this on a blog that was bawwing about thin privilege.

You can't make up something this funny if you tried.
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"Baby-birding" is a very interesting term. I never would have called shotgunning a can of Miracle Whip something like that.
 
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What the fuck do I care what a bunch of shitty insects are doing? Fuck bees. Special snowflake fuckers think talkin' to bees will stop them from dying horrible insect death.
 
Meowthkip said:
This strikes me as a joke post.
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It wasn't it was after tumblr got all up tight abut how declining numbers of bees in North America potentially fucking up farming; and then did promptly nothing but suggest giving them sugar water.
 
A.Shitposter said:
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What the fuck do I care what a bunch of shitty insects are doing? Fuck bees. Special snowflake fuckers think talkin' to bees will stop them from dying horrible insect death.
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To be fair bees provides a pollination service that is worth billions of dollars a year in the US alone, and investigation of Colony Collapse Disorder might reveal new interesting biology.

The trouble is, I can't find anyone whose job is to educate me to speak bee.
 
Meowthkip said:
This strikes me as a joke post.
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It seems like it but the blogs I looked at were convinced it was about people oppressing bees with our use of them.

Positron said:
To be fair bees provides a pollination service that is worth billions of dollars a year in the US alone, and investigation of Colony Collapse Disorder might reveal new interesting biology.

The trouble is, I can't find anyone whose job is to educate me to speak bee.
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You could just make buzzing sounds but that might be like going up to an asian person and saying "CHING CHONG PING LING."
 
fishercat said:
So this was apparently in the blackout tag.

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That's not whiteface, that's my evil assistant Igor taking a selfie in between digging up corpses.

No seriously, I can't stop laughing at it. The first two sections almost make sense and then that last one...
 
fishercat said:
Thanks to Tumblr, I now puke whenever I hear the word "valid."
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Same but also with the word "protect."

As in "protect our (insert whatever: trans, black girls, otherkin, bears, very small rocks) at all costs uwu."

Anytime I read a variation of that, I audibly groan.
 
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