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[Valstrax]

I really hate the "exceptional filter" now.

R.etarded.

 

[Elpizo]

Found some posts.

gee pepe? two feels? • actualaster: fandomssaremysoul: hiranyaksha: ...

actualaster: fandomssaremysoul: hiranyaksha: excalibelle: uglynb: q-is-a-letter: uglynb: uglynb: the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs the moon told me personally that she thinks you’re obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend I have a...

mask-of-prime.tumblr.com

Forgive me for double posting... but the cast of Amphibia are freaking the fuck out right now.

On All Levels Including Physical, I am A Raccoon

official-cisphobe: “painted-starlight: “ birds: “ celestial-ness: “ riverpersonhatesabuse: “ ladysaytenn: “ ceslatoil: “ lileggyboi: “ ankle-beez: “ anneuaidd: “ Uuuh what the fuck is going on with...

genuinewheezes.tumblr.com

 

[Brit Crust]

Forgive me for double posting... but the cast of Amphibia are freaking the fuck out right now.

On All Levels Including Physical, I am A Raccoon

official-cisphobe: “painted-starlight: “ birds: “ celestial-ness: “ riverpersonhatesabuse: “ ladysaytenn: “ ceslatoil: “ lileggyboi: “ ankle-beez: “ anneuaidd: “ Uuuh what the fuck is going on with...

genuinewheezes.tumblr.com

Old-ish news, but still dumb as hell. It's just a harmless drawing, man.

 

[cr0wnd]

Found some posts.

gee pepe? two feels? • actualaster: fandomssaremysoul: hiranyaksha: ...

actualaster: fandomssaremysoul: hiranyaksha: excalibelle: uglynb: q-is-a-letter: uglynb: uglynb: the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs the moon told me personally that she thinks you’re obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend I have a...

mask-of-prime.tumblr.com

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Reminds me of this classic

Spoiler

 

[Gingervitis]

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What are you talking about sexless? That’s what Gromit is for.

 

[sad cowboy cat]

 

[Valstrax]

What are you talking about sexless? That’s what Gromit is for.

You look at Wallace and tell me he fucks. He is a man in a vest who eats cheese. He is the mormon fantasy.

 

[sad cowboy cat]

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

You look at Wallace and tell me he fucks. He is a man in a vest who eats cheese. He is the mormon fantasy.

Yet the films have given Wallace several romantic interests. They seem to want to imply that he could fuck.

 

[AnOminous]

You look at Wallace and tell me he fucks. He is a man in a vest who eats cheese. He is the mormon fantasy.

He's like Ned Flanders. Ned wears a sweater and is a dork and hits it on the regular.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Can we get something like this in the next Merch run? Please?

He's like Ned Flanders. Ned wears a sweater and is a dork and hits it on the regular.

Stupid sexy Flanders is a thing, not stupid sexy Wallace.

Let cheese frumps have their sexless god, Ano.
GAWD.

 

[Meowthkip]

He's like Ned Flanders. Ned wears a sweater and is a dork and hits it on the regular.

Are you implying Wallace is also secretly ripped?

 

[Pandamic]

You look at Wallace and tell me he fucks. He is a man in a vest who eats cheese. He is the mormon fantasy.

He looks like that to protect women from the sheer magnitude of his sexual prowess. Show the man some respect.

 

[Vampirella]

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Friend is not a sexual orientation.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Friend is not a sexual orientation.

It is now.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Apparently Pewdiepie deserved his robbery.

 

[Valstrax]

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Apparently Pewdiepie deserved his robbery.

Sometimes I wish the apocalypse did happen back in 2010.

 

[Lunete]

I know e-begging posts are a dime a dozen, but this one was really funny to me.

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Here is the text document they link to. It's fucking hilarious.

Here is a copied version since it didn't archive properly.

Uh oh. Looks like fatty forgot to properly dry and apply deodorant to all their fat rolls.

 

[inexplicable ethos]

Spoiler: "Pro-shipper" Autism

Frosty Galaxies

People shouldn’t be harassed or sent hate for liking the things that they like. That’s just not chill. If it’s not hurting you in any way then mind your own fucking business. How hard is it to...

frostygalaxies.tumblr.com

The discourse between "shippers" and "antis" can be really funny, but what's almost as funny is people circlejerking about how their side is correct and everyone on the other side is just evil haydurs. The person who claims they started shipping something because they had a shitty gf who compared their relationship to a different ship from the same show is especially ridiculous. And then there's the person who "used bad ships to cope in secret"... because imagining two people from a TV show dating is a real coping mechanism guys.

 

[Meowthkip]

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Apparently Pewdiepie deserved his robbery.

Pewdiepie said the N-word once, that's equally as bad as grooming and fucking underage girls for a decade.