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[DeadwastePrime]

 

[Chao Garden]

I never read the sequel series, but apparently there's a muslim character and genderfluid character tossed in for woke points, and Riordan felt the need to constantly remind the reader that they are minorities instead of developing them.

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[Tootsie Bear]

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It's one thing when you repeatedly hear how young adult and teen fiction is terrible but it's another thing reading the actual book. I'm so sorry.

 

[Mutie]

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"I constantly change the rules on how you are allowed to speak to or about me because I am a manipulative controlling asshole who needs to be the center of attention at all times. But you're a jerk for suggesting that it would be easier for you if I didn't do this"

 

[Cool kitties club]

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I can't tell whats worse the genderfluid bullshit or the dated vine reference (where it seems the author didn't know what vine was in the first place)

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

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Holden Caulfield is no longer the most annoying book character.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

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How could this be considered good writing? I'd get it if it was about something like alien who shifts sexes based on environmental factors, but such useless, preachy bull, based on stupid stereotyping to boot...nope.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

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Imagine going from writing fun adventure stories to this preachy nonsense.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

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I feel like I need to take a language course to translate what the heck this is supposed to mean.

 

[SkaTastic]

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I'm surprised this person even likes Minecraft considering how much Tumblr hates Notch

 

[Private Pyle]

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You either die a Terry Prachett or live long enough to see your self become a Rick Riordan. Or end up like poor Neil Gaiman.

 

[GayDemiBoy]

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I get the sense that Apple-a-la-mode maybe a nicegal in the making. Can't handle anyone in a relationship with ladies and has to lash out at the mention of people who are 'problematic' who are in happy healthy relationships.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I'm surprised this person even likes Minecraft considering how much Tumblr hates Notch

They pretend it was created by an anime character. Started as a joke but some of them legit tell themselves that so they don't feel bad for playing Minecraft.

 

[Tame Sake]

They pretend it was created by an anime character. Started as a joke but some of them legit tell themselves that so they don't feel bad for playing Minecraft.

I tried so hard to forget that. And you have reminded me just how fucking disconnected from reality these fucks are.

These adult children couldn't even credit someone like Mark Kern or Nathan Adams (even though he came in later if I recall correctly) as having invented Minecraft. No, they have to credit a fictional character.

Actual 4 year old logic.

 

[Childe]

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Holy fuck, PJO was something I was really into circa 2012-2013. Never read his spinoffs, though I hear positive things about them on tumblr. Now I know why. Jesus fuck.

 

[Skullshatterer]

It's been a while since i've spent time on tumblr and i'm already having trouble understanding this fuckery

 

[bvt_hooligan]

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wah, putting transpeople as some third gender? someone failed their "social justice 101".

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

wah, putting transpeople as some third gender? someone failed their "social justice 101".

You mean SJWs don't treat it as such?

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I tried so hard to forget that. And you have reminded me just how fucking disconnected from reality these fucks are.

These adult children couldn't even credit someone like Mark Kern or Nathan Adams (even though he came in later if I recall correctly) as having invented Minecraft. No, they have to credit a fictional character.

Actual 4 year old logic.

Besides why bother replacing him with a fictional character when there's Jeb? He one of the major developers on the team and has been working on the game almost as much long as notch has.

 

[bvt_hooligan]

You mean SJWs don't treat it as such?

to that i saw, no. unless they're absolutely batshit, they usually trow a fit about this stuff. especially if the op's an evil oppressor.