Random Tumblr posts

[Somsnosa]

it's not tumblr but it still counts
https://twitter.com/NerdyAsians/status/829437815427469312
apparently not knowing how to cook rice is something to be proud of?

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

it's not tumblr but it still counts
https://twitter.com/NerdyAsians/status/829437815427469312
apparently not knowing how to cook rice is something to be proud of?

I think you're autistically overthinking a dumb joke.

Asians use rice cookers because they're convenient. Not because knowing how to cook rice the old fashioned way is bad.

Now I'm autistically overthinking your autistic overthinking.

 

[sapir&worf]

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It's just another excuse to throw bi people (and some trans couples, mostly ones with actual trans men) under the bus, though.

can confirm this happens, had someone go off on me for mentioning my at the time boyfriend at a LGBT function.

 

[Kinkshamer]

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

"Ran"

u wish fags

 

[Dismaying Tree]

While the site was down, I saved archive links of dumb posts in a fucking word document.

People legit arguing that a 13 year old is capable of "seducing" an adult:
http://archive.is/FayPq

Asexual tumblr wangsting as per usual:
http://archive.is/z9048

Feels good to be back.

 

[CephalopodEnthusiast]

Not a tumblr post, but it reads just like one.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Not a tumblr post, but it reads just like one.

This should be a new copypasta.

 

[Meowthkip]

Not a tumblr post, but it reads just like one.

Vade was also triggered by skellymans.

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.

 

[CephalopodEnthusiast]

Vade was also triggered by skellymans.

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_v_9G-Sv-3Y

Vade has a ton of skeletons in her closet, so it's not surprising to me that she would be triggered by them.

Spoiler

That pun was intentional

 

[HY 140]

Not a tumblr post, but it reads just like one.

Am i the only one who read this in Kira's voice

 

[Infidel]

JOKE POST! THIS IS A JOKE! PLEASE DON'T BE TRIGGERED! THIS IS A JOKE POST! PLEASE REMEMBER THIS IS A JOKE!

 

[nonnewtonian]

Not a tumblr post, but it reads just like one.

Spooky scary skeletons
Send triggers down your spine
Plastic skulls will shock your soul
Traumatize you tonight

 

[lesboslut69]

Found a tumblr JJBA fan who's really, REALLY into vore.

Spoiler: I warned you.

Spoiler: I mean, I shouldn't be surprised, her sidebar includes five different genders she identifies as.

 

[dumpzone]

Vore or cannibalism?

 

[Juscum]

Found a tumblr JJBA fan who's really, REALLY into vore.

Spoiler: I warned you.

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Spoiler: I mean, I shouldn't be surprised, her sidebar includes five different genders she identifies as.

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WAIT. Is this the one that chimped for pages over that one toe post?

EDIT:

 

[lesboslut69]

WAIT. Is this the one that chimped for pages over that one toe post?

EDIT:

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I just had to go digging and search "cannibalism" on her blog. Because of course I did.

Spoiler: It's that time of night again.

Edit: Remember, this person has four different pronoun sets and five different genders she wants people to use for her, apparently.

 

[Meowthkip]

Vore or cannibalism?

Cannibalism is hard vore.

 

[Just Here to Cringe]

This is extra baffling to me on account of the nature of the Sans fight. Like... you have to be on your second playthrough at least and you have to willfully murder every single character in that game. Then you get to the end and there's a guy who is like "You can stop this anytime you want." and beats you a bunch? And that makes you PTSD'ed?

"I raped this person and they resisted, and now I have PTSD."
"I was beating this white man to death and a got blood on my new shoes, and now I have PTSD."

You're the asshole here!