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But how will memeufacturing and co survive without cops to protect their precious first world commodities?
 
Double Dragon said:
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But how will memeufacturing and co survive without cops to protect their precious first world commodities?
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Ah yes, don't just quit your job even though it might be the only field you can work in or the only thing keeping you in food and housing, but try and GET FIRED so you can make getting any sort of new job even more difficult!

You can really tell none of these people have even tried applying for jobs, never mind actually working.
 
Maiden said:
Ah yes, don't just quit your job even though it might be the only field you can work in or the only thing keeping you in food and housing, but try and GET FIRED so you can make getting any sort of new job even more difficult!

You can really tell none of these people have even tried applying for jobs, never mind actually working.
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You know how some people are on tumblr when it comes to getting jobs, they'd rather ebeg or be lazy assholes.
 
Billiam Cipher said:
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If you need "survival tips" for Halloween, then you don't need to be partaking in the festivities anyway. Three year old children aren't even this scared.

Also, for laughs, the typical commentary in the reblogs:
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I'm so glad I have never had to interact with anyone like this in all of my Halloween festivities.

Double Dragon said:
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But how will memeufacturing and co survive without cops to protect their precious first world commodities?
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Memeufacturing is 14 years old so of course they're going to say dumb shit like this.
 
Shuckle said:
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I mean... sure. Makes sense.
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No, no, we just don't understand. Obviously, these poor children will be scarred for life because of a joke menu. In their darkest moments, it will come back to haunt them. The menu.
How will they ever find closure?
 
Hypodermic Johnny said:
Sometimes I think Tumblr has sank as low as it could, but I am always, always wrong and they somehow manage to dig themselves deeper into their cesspit.

...also I bet ten shekels the original OP waited 'til the guy was asleep to creepsnap the photo for their shit joke.
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Tumblr have a habit of making fun of actual disabled people because they are men or white or not poc. They do that and then 5 seconds later they are screaming ablelism because you don't headcanon a character :autism: or some shit.

Truly progressive.
 
lol this guy has a disability he's dealt with for years and requires him to be restrained whenever he's near another person because he isn't in control of his leg movements.
(crickets)
Did I mention he's WHITE and MALE?
(whole train bursts into laughter while applauding.)
 
Juscum said:
The Rape of the Sabine Woman. And... Anything else?
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There's also Bernini's "The Rape of Proserpina", but you'll find many tumblrinas actually reblog that sculpture for aesthetic reasons. Specifically, this photo of it.
I imagine they'd also consider anything depicting Susanna and the Elders.
 
But paintings of battles were created with the intention they were seen as noble and heroic, for Christ's sake. Has this woman ever actually looked at a picture of a battlefield? Most of them feature a phenomenally handsome man in tight trousers riding over his fallen rivals on a giant fucking horse while his mates look on approvingly and Winged Victory flashes the audience. They're the Napoleonic equivalent of an Iron Maiden cover and they only don't have rocket launchers and Harleys in because they hadn't been invented yet. It was only a tragedy if your guys lost, and even then they were meant to look awesome while they did it.
 
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