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Wow, maybe that's cause babies can't express themselves beyond screaming and shitting themselves.
Uh, excuse you, it's common knowledge that babies have preferred pronouns, but just can't communicate them.

Mine were diaper/diapers/diaperself, but since it's a whole "I have no mouth and I must scream" type situation, I was shit outta luck.
 
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Wow, maybe that's cause babies can't express themselves beyond screaming and shitting themselves.

And often what your genitals say about your toys, hobbies and colors is true. No matter what, you can't avoid the fact that girls are going to like girly stuff, and boys are going to like boy stuff.
 
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Yay! And shoutout to all the lesbians who love fucking men! And all the gay dudes who love fucking women! Here's to all the vegans who eat bacon and eggs for breakfast every day!
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I bet she couldn't even be in the same room if Dragon Tales happened to be on as a kid...
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Yay! And shoutout to all the lesbians who love fucking men! And all the gay dudes who love fucking women! Here's to all the vegans who eat bacon and eggs for breakfast every day!
Tumblr's full of people who never got the idea of "Not X is not X". You've also got trans* people who don't want to transition, people with AvPD and NPD, autistics with no signs of autism, and "kintypes" who are completely unlike the person.
 
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"My parents are upset that my friend and I regularly shit up the house that they pay for and generously allow us to live in, and them wanting me to get a job and restricting access to my car is on the same level as murder. Give me money."
 
friendly reminder to not draw homer simpson with yellow skin!
yes, i know its their design, but their design is a racist asian stereotype whether matt groening intended it to be or not so please don't do it
please draw them brown
Can we say the same thing for spongbob as well?
 
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