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Diamond is Unbreakable was a mistake
 
This is the problem with Poe's. Though TBF, considering how made up all these other genders sound, I don't blame anyone for actually getting confused.
When the bullshit is so bullshitty that you confuse real bullshit with bullshit bullshit.
 
:powerlevel: [ I :autism:RP:autism: on Tumblr. Not making any excuses for myself, it's stupid, but for context the character I write for is a bitchy rich girl.
First post is mine, second post is from this RPer I unfollowed a while back.
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Beyond this stupidity, she reblogs a shitton of BLM posts and just generally does your regular SJW bullshit.
The thing that makes it :autism: is that it's all being done on a RP blog, the types where 90% of what you post are supposedly either written rp threads or in-character posts.

The fact that this is entirely out of character for the character she's playing is something else entirely.
 
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So tonight, Overwatch fujoshits are angry that Chris Parson, Junkrat's VA, said on twitter that he didn't necessarily think his character could be gay. Said schlickers proceeded to post in droves to whine about it, while proving that the horseshoe theory is alive and well to this very day.

:powerlevel: Not that I don't think the tweet in question could be pulling people's legs with the way it was worded, but can you really expect these guys to understand sarcasm?:powerlevel:
 
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So tonight, Overwatch fujoshits are angry that Chris Parson, Junkrat's VA, said on twitter that he didn't necessarily think his character could be gay. Said schlickers proceeded to post in droves to whine about it, while proving that the horseshoe theory is alive and well to this very day.

:powerlevel: Not that I don't think the tweet in question could be pulling people's legs with the way it was worded, but can you really expect these guys to understand sarcasm?:powerlevel:

They're cranky since Junkrat's the 'special character that must be protected at all costs UwU~!!!!!' so I'm not surprised that they took the main source out of context. That is Tumblr's key trait when dealing with sources to be honest.

I feel stupid now I realise why it's called clovergender.

Don't feel too bad, I thought she was claiming to be gender with a tub of butter since that's a thing in my country that you can buy.

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So tonight, Overwatch fujoshits are angry that Chris Parson, Junkrat's VA, said on twitter that he didn't necessarily think his character could be gay. Said schlickers proceeded to post in droves to whine about it, while proving that the horseshoe theory is alive and well to this very day.

:powerlevel: Not that I don't think the tweet in question could be pulling people's legs with the way it was worded, but can you really expect these guys to understand sarcasm?:powerlevel:
But Junkrat doesn't wear makeup? He looks all pale and shit and has black nails and other unusual coloring because he grew up in a nuclear wasteland. But of course, I'm assuming that a.) a tumblrite reads/cares about the lore of anything that can't be attached to gender/sexuality and b.) that tumblrites actually play overwatch.
 
Jfc it kills me how Tumblr butchers up the characters it obsesses over.

Then again, Junkrat belongs to that unholy batch of characters who have been woobified uwu and completely fucked over.

(SPERG BELOW)
For general information, the other unfortunate members of this batch are:
• Gamzee and/or Eridan from Homestuck
• The Onceler
• Komaeda from Dangan Ronpa
• England from Hetalia
• Kylo Ren from Star Wars
• Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter
• Nathan Prescott from Life is Strange
• Loki from the Avengers
(There's more, I'll edit this post if I think of others)

What kills me is that most of these characters have a solid base in canon, their tragic backstory™ explains their shitty behavior though these brats use it to excuse it--
They're just diminished to 'poor gay baby that needs protection uwu' and it's a blatant fuck you to people who appreciate these characters and their flaws as well as the actual creators of the content they're butchering.
 
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It's also kind of hilarious how Tumblrinas can screech about representation and more 'acceptable' non-white characters in fiction, and then unironically worship and woobify the pastiest, skinniest white dude character in any given work's cast.
 
Jfc it kills me how Tumblr butchers up the characters it obsesses over.

Then again, Junkrat belongs to that unholy batch of characters who have been woobified uwu and completely fucked over.

(SPERG BELOW)
For general information, the other unfortunate members of this batch are:
• Gamzee and/or Eridan from Homestuck
• The Onceler
• Komaeda from Dangan Ronpa
• England from Hetalia
• Kylo Ren from Star Wars
• Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter
• Nathan Prescott from Life is Strange
• Loki from the Avengers
(There's more, I'll edit this post if I think of others)

What kills me is that most of these characters have a solid base in canon, their tragic backstory™ explains their shitty behavior though these brats use it to excuse it--
They're just diminished to 'poor gay baby that needs protection uwu' and it's a blatant fuck you to people who appreciate these characters and their flaws as well as the actual creators of the content they're butchering.
God, this. I've seen both sides of the Killing Stalking tumblrfights and there are no winners.

Killing Stalking is this award-winning Korean comic about a stalker and a serial killer. It's mostly psychological horror, with some generic gore elements. It's got impressive art, the story is OK, but it's not high literature. Cue Tumblr taking sides to either woobify the hawt yaoi serial killer and his victims or decry the whole thing as problematic. Because, you know, actual factual hawt yowee faghags are going to attack gay men in real life because they think they're all serial killers.
 
Jfc it kills me how Tumblr butchers up the characters it obsesses over.

Then again, Junkrat belongs to that unholy batch of characters who have been woobified uwu and completely fucked over.

(SPERG BELOW)
For general information, the other unfortunate members of this batch are:
• Gamzee and/or Eridan from Homestuck
• The Onceler
• Komaeda from Dangan Ronpa
• England from Hetalia
• Kylo Ren from Star Wars
• Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter
• Nathan Prescott from Life is Strange
• Loki from the Avengers
(There's more, I'll edit this post if I think of others)

What kills me is that most of these characters have a solid base in canon, their tragic backstory™ explains their shitty behavior though these brats use it to excuse it--
They're just diminished to 'poor gay baby that needs protection uwu' and it's a blatant fuck you to people who appreciate these characters and their flaws as well as the actual creators of the content they're butchering.

I feel like Guzma from Pokemon SuMo would fall under that list too. He's pretty goofy and all, but he's still one of the main antagonists, yet Tumblr finds it a need to make him one of their "trash babies uwu"
 
I'm assuming that a.) a tumblrite reads/cares about the lore of anything that can't be attached to gender/sexuality and b.) that tumblrites actually play overwatch.
I'm firmly assured that they don't, because all of the "non-manly" traits on that list are from unlockable skins never actually seen in canon materials (i.e. comics, videos, etc.).

This is Junkrat's official art and his 'canon' look".
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> "shirtless with a harness" - Australia is hot, and his RIP-tire is attached to the harness along with several pipe bombs. This is actually a good design choice.
> "full face of makeup... nail varnish" - the "makeup" is literal jester makeup, not something out of RuPaul's Drag Race. As for nail varnish? Only shows up in comic depictions of Junkrat.
> "sheer tights and a flow-y knee-length lab coat that exposes his damn crotch and entire thighs every two seconds" - this is in reference to the Dr. Junkenstein skin and. Those are black pants and a lab coat, which obscures his crotch due to clipping.
> "a Croptop" and "a little bow on his arm" are again in reference to the Fool/Jester skins. These skins are not canon unless they show up in the comics.

TL;DR: Junkrat is a manly heterosexual.
 
Jfc it kills me how Tumblr butchers up the characters it obsesses over.

Then again, Junkrat belongs to that unholy batch of characters who have been woobified uwu and completely fucked over.

(SPERG BELOW)
For general information, the other unfortunate members of this batch are:
• Gamzee and/or Eridan from Homestuck
• The Onceler
• Komaeda from Dangan Ronpa
• England from Hetalia
• Kylo Ren from Star Wars
• Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter
• Nathan Prescott from Life is Strange
• Loki from the Avengers
(There's more, I'll edit this post if I think of others)

What kills me is that most of these characters have a solid base in canon, their tragic backstory™ explains their shitty behavior though these brats use it to excuse it--
They're just diminished to 'poor gay baby that needs protection uwu' and it's a blatant fuck you to people who appreciate these characters and their flaws as well as the actual creators of the content they're butchering.

Can't forget Rick from Rick and Morty and Sans from Undertale, funny how they are both usually put in incestuous ships.
 
Could the six Matsuno boys count as well in terms of weird tumblr husbands?

JFC if we're adding anime we'd spend the whole day counting...

And no wonder tumblr is supporting the poor kid's beating. That site favors all their special autistic "mental illnesses uwu" and r.etardedness, but when a kid with genuine special needs appears they send him to the wolves.
 
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